Remake? Why?


Holy fuckmonkey! They're actually thinking of remaking this:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/john-wick-henry-cavill-highlander-1235578215/

Why, Hollywood, why?

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so Lambert can play as the Connery role that made him 80s famous

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I LIKE THIS THOUGHT.

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Lacks the flamboyance.

It's a shoe-in they go for actual Spaniard Javier Bardem this time...

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i'm not convinced he could give us a passable Spanish accent like Connery's

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Ha, maybe! If he couldn't perfect the Spanish accent suitably maybe someone like Ewan McGregor / James McAvoy could bring a more authentic sound to the role...

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Not a chance, he is too old with no name recognition now.

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with Cavill as the Highlander why would they need any other name recognition?

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No one is going to see a film just because Cavill is in it.

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I don't think that's true.

Look at the celebrity section on tmdb:-
https://www.themoviedb.org/discuss/people

There's some hardcore Henry Cavill fans on that site! I'd wager they'd go see anything he was in...

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ok so 30 people are a lock, great.

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I had no idea that was the technical term for a group of thirty people but still... It's definitely proof of not being "no one" if you extrapolate up from the limited numbers on that site.

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I have nothing against the guy, he just does not have wide name recognition.Perhaps if he did Justice League and BVS would not have tanked.

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Henry Cavill will star in it. Sounds somewhat interesting, but the original film was really good, so not really much point in a remake (or any sequels either as they were all bad).

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Why bother with a remake. They can't duplicate Michael Kamen's score and Queen's songs anyhow. There's no Connery and Highlander was a career defining role for Christopher Lambert. It was a perfect combination of these elements and you can only mess it up.

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It was a perfect combination of these elements and you can only mess it up....like 99% of remakes do.

Hollywood is just lazy like that.

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"Why bother with a remake"

Originality in contemporary Hollywood is less welcome than the notion of civil liberty is in Pyongang

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They can't duplicate Michael Kamen's score and Queen's songs anyhow..

Not sure re the score but they are literally duplicating the Queen songs by re-using them.

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They're remaking everything else.

I'm waiting on the reboot/remake of the Avengers. It's been 12 years. Hollywood is slacking.
Let's cast it:

Timothy Chalamet as Tony Stark
Zendaya as black Widow
Kathryn Newton as Nikki Fury
Sam Rockwell as the Hulk
Finn Wolford as Hawkeye
Justice Smith as Thor.

Loki will be played by Bryce Dallas Howard


That right there is how remakes are made. Take a popular movie, replace it with a cast who is currently in movies, and week the race and gender to look different while actually not being different at all.

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Because new generations are fucking dumb as bricks

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