If you found elliot in bed with your wife...

I'd probably start telling her how disappointed I was with Beyond Two Souls after playing through Heavy Rain but that it was David Cage's fault and she did fine in her role. Then I'd ask her if those ab implants are stationary or if you can move them around under her skin like those lipoma benign tumors that dogs get. After that, maybe I'd suggest a martini or something.

Fuck both of them?

My reaction would be, what is this female posing as a male doing in our bed??

Threesome time?

Pound both their asses then get a divorce

Divorce! That mental disease is contagious.

Depends, does Elliot have a penis?

Probably stop drinking