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masturbater

posted 3 years ago by rateater (9238)
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once told a priest he committed the sin of onan and was told he was going to hell.

If you told Jesus that someone was going to hell for masturbating, he would just roll his eyes and tell you to beat it.

Father Flannery: Yer muther's been tellin' me ye've been abyoosin' yerself, lad. Is dat da troof?
Liam: Aye, I reckon it's true, Fadder!
Father Flannery: Begora! Tat's a mortal sin ye've been committin' boy-o!.

[–] johnmarti59 (2356) 3 years ago

WTF.

[–] Adam60z (3750) 3 years ago

The priest would have lent him a helping hand.

[–] chilone (17278) 2 years ago

🤣

[–] Jes' Sayin' (5960) 2 years ago

Like 97% of the world. Hell must be awfully large.

[–] liscarkat (16543) a year ago

I seriously doubt Jesus wastes any of his important time giving a rat's ass if a guy cranks one off once in a while.