Are shitting in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks " do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says "no". The bear says "good" and wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Signed, million man
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shareNo one told that one as good as Eddie Murphy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvutG7K8EcE
That's terrible.
Always hated that one.
This one is better.
A bear was chasing this bunny around a forest.
They ran into a clearing and were running around a certain huge redwood where a genie lived.
The genie got so tired of the racket that he finally came out and told the pair that he would grant them 3 wishes a piece if they would just leave him alone.
The pair agreed. The bear said he would go first. "I wish...that all the bears in this forest were female." The genie granted the wish.
The bunny just grinned and asked for a helmet. The bear thought that strange but continued. "I wish...that all the bears in this country to be female!" The genie granted the wish.
The bunny just grinned again and wished for a motorcycle. He jumped on the bike, put on his helmet and started gunning it. The bear looked at the bunny and said, "You must be the stupidest bunny I ever met!"
Then he asked for his last wish. "I wish...that all the bears in this world to be female!" The genie granted the wish.
The bunny just grinned and said, "I wish the bear was gay" and took off.
He he
Signed, million man
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shareTwo guys are sitting by a campfire when a bear charges at them from out of the woods. One of them starts putting his running shoes on and the other says βwhat are you doing? You canβt outrun that bear!β The other guy replies β I donβt have to be faster than the bear, just faster than you.β
Oldie but a goodie
π heard that one
Signed, million man
That jokes older than Joe Biden.
shareyou are stealing my pin. go join the moviecrap club!!!
shareI thought I was helping you out...
Signed, million man
This shit has been hilarious! π An obviously irate hownos making his frustration known.
sharenot everyone got the humor. read this shit from so called friends of mine
https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/65fcd341cc547c6c7696f37d/MovieChat-MovieClub-Event-FridaySaturday-Features-42?reply=65fe554534228844d5739cc7
We're on the same page when it comes to "so called friends..."
shareI doubt you have friends, you are a nasty piece of work.
You WILL be seeing lots of me:)
Unfortunately, I do see too much of you, and that's coming across as another one of your worthless, hot air, wannabe threats.
shareHi buddy, I'll be here for the remainder of your life.
Don't start shit you can't finish;)
Samoanjoes started this current conflict by taking a cheap shot at me in his 2nd Dean of MovieChat thread. I was content at the time just lurking, reading posts. Then you saw what was going and just couldn't resist jumping in. I'll always be able to handle both of you punks simultaneously.
shareYou are a dusty old donkey alone in a drafty barn:)
NOBODY wants a donkey hanging around.
This is an example of what I meant about these weird, off the wall comments you come up with. Make up your mind dumb shit. You either want me gone or you want me here to supposedly torment me endlessly, as you constantly claim in your hot air threats.
I think I'm the one tormenting you.
I pick the time, the place and the area stupid.
You will not see it coming, go tie your own noose now.
NO answer?
YOU are a fraud and a loser. GFY.
Hysterical!!!!
shareNow I have a cartoon film strip in my brain after reading this.
Poor rabbit.