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any guys got a chick habit?


I'm 44 and an old pervert , but recently went homeless and was in a religious shelter and couldn't masturbate for like a year.

https://youtu.be/iDeoYk7oxN4?si=CT_g6IDSRS5mEek3

More of a porn addict than a playboy , but I use good judgment. In public I'm a person who identifies as a shy prude, but a double life as a monster in private. Not exactly Bob Crane from Hogan's Heroes, but a nasty habit.

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How the hell can they stop anyone from masturbating?

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GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

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If it was some religious self discipline, I can respect that. But if some fundamentalist nut who runs the place just says you can't jack off, why would anyone listen to him?

Sorry, the OP needs to explain himself or I'm not buying it.

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Exactly. That's why you were born.

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It's a religious shelter. When you touch your penis, it ignites into flames.

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What, some hooded monk patrols the sleeping quarters at night?

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The big guy upstairs just knows and shoots out a lightning bolt from his index finger.

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You don’t cross a nun with a ruler.

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I don't get it.

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seen "The Blues Brothers" ?

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A long time ago.

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🤔YOU ARE DUE FOR A MASTERPIECE REWATCH.

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Lack of privacy.

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I jacked off when I was in a prison dorm. That wouldn't stop anybody.

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Well, it's not like you had other options.

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It stopped me in Basic and AIT.

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Haha. You don't have to writhe and groan when you masturbate. Just do it quietly into a sock.

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OR YOU DON'T MASTURBATE INTO FOOTWEAR IN A ROOM FULL OF OTHER DUDES...MAYBE IT'S JUST ME....BUT I WOULD PASS.

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Yeah, we didn't really have the means to do that either. Blankets were short and scratchy. Toilet Stalls had no doors. Showers were in a large room. Laundry was 30 guys with 4 machines. Time was 8 hours to sleep. The rest is you under observation.

Playing with ourselves wasn't important.

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I did it like twice. When everybody's sleeping and the lights are out, it's doable.

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No thanks.

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I'm not asking you to jack off with me. I'm good.

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Lol.

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Hook up with Kowalski. Sounds like a match made in Heaven

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Get on finasteride. It'll nuke your sex drive so you won't feel the need to masturbate with the added bonus of not going bald, or if you're balding, you may grow new hair.

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I thought saltpeter did that but it is apparently a myth.

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I thought this was going to be about chick fillet or a dad joke. :(

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