List the first 5 movies that pop into your head and Dr. samoanjoes will diagnose you.

Major problem here which may be a negative on your health. These are all 80s films. I will fill out all the forms to give you permission to watch something not made in the 80s.

It seems to me that you enjoy a lot of "dad movies" but are also willing to get in touch with your softer side. No prescription needed.

Hello, Benny. I have looked over the test results and it appears you are deficient of movies that aren't horror. My prescription is 5 doses of The Godfather and 3 doses of The Shawshank Redemption.

I shall send you to the Ron Jeremy School of Perversion.

I prescribe something that isn't a war movie or contains violence.

I have diagnosed you with severe enjoyment of man's man movies.

My diagnosis depends on which Godzilla you're referring to.

Well played.