I hate blacks


I have a love/hate relationship with casinos

Yesterday I went to a concert of the legendary French singer Michel Fugain (now 80 years old!). Concert was a 9.5/10, just amazing.

Then we played casino, which I enjoy doing once every 5 years or so.

Thing is, I always lose my $ after a few hours of thrills and fun. I mostly play roulette and put 60$ on the table. I was going pretty well but then we got 8 Blacks in a row so after losing a bit, we all bet on red. I put 10$. Then another black! Then I Bet 15$ on red. Then another black!! We all started to get annoyed but couldn’t believe Red wouldn’t come. So I put the last 20$ on Red again and… we got black. 11 blacks in a row. I didn’t stay to see what came next.

Fuck you blacks.

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I'm sure you're not the only person who's blacktose intolerant.

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That sounded so racist bro.

Shame on you.

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Nonsense. I haven't raced in years.

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Did I say racist, sorry that was typo, I meant sexy.

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Now that makes sense.

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INTOLERANT ASSHOLE.🙄

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Those guys are full of craps.

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It all seems very odds.

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are you okay?

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Red supremacy!! 😡

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Commie!

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Never follow a strategy in roulette thinking a color or outcome has to be due

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If you're gonna give your money anyway, just give it to me.😘

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I did get a full hour of fun for my 60$… not sure I’ll get the same from you with that amount.😜

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I'm a little more expensive, but you'll have the best Friday night of your life.💥

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I'm reporting this thread.

We're not stupid. We know what you're doing.

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You always talk about yourself in the third person?

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the odds of 8 blacks (or reds) in a row is 1/256 or ~4/1000. I tink youse got palookahd.

However, no matter how many blacks (or reds) in a row previously, the odds' of the next turn being black (or red) are always 50/50.

i.e. Your strategy was, well, flawed. ;)

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I know it’s always 50/50.

But statistics also means something…. In my head.

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:) I know, its a strong intuition. Anyway, you were just having fun, so its all good.

Yeah, I was playing captain obvious. But some of these folks may not know the rudiments.

For them, the odds of 8 red (or black) in a row are :
1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 = 1/256

This could also be a game at the casino - betting on consecutive color events - if they wanted to do so.

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Blacker the berry sweeter the jews.

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🙄

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I was trying to do creative wordplay like you guys do. I know...I suck at it.

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It's always been my favorite color. I go with 2 or 22 black on roulette.

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