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I held the door open for a GAY pigeon


It was a black pigeon too.

Signed, million man.

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How did you know it was gay?

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It walked sassy

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Doesn't mean it's gay. It could have received some good news and was having a terrific day.

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It was there with another male pigeon and they were holding wings and kissing.

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They were just experimenting.

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They were wearing rainbow buttons that said "I'm here and I'm queer!"

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Don't we all have a shirt like that?

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I DO.🙂

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Are you queer?

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He has had a penis in his mouth...

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THIS IS TRUE.

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So you admit that you're a cocksucker?

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ONCE UPON A TIME FOR FIVE MINUTES OR SO.

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Did you pleasure him to completion?

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NOT WITH MY MOUTH.😘

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So you took it in the dookie dungeon like an ass jockey?

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I DID NOT...NOT THAT I WOULD FEEL ASHAMED IF I DID...IF IT HELPS YOU GRASP THE SITUATION...I WAS A TEENAGER AND I EXPERIMENTED WITH MY MOUTH AND HAND...IT WASN'T TERRIBLE...BUT IT WAS NOT FOR ME...END OF MY GAY STORY.

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Lol. We should all be friends and have a big circle jerk.


Signed, million man.

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Nah, me and you could have a beer because we bust each other's balls, Kowalski is too much of a woke retard, I don't think I could get along with him IRL.

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I don't believe this. You can disagree with people and still be friends. I have several of those. We put our differences aside when the need arises.


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Don't misunderstand, I'm not saying everyone should agree, I have friends who are all over the place politically. I'm a socialist, and my friend is conservative. My mom is a far right Trumper. My other friend, she is very liberal, and another is sort of centrist who doesn't know fuck all about politics. We all get along. We argue all the time, but I love it.

However, there are some people that I can't get a long with. If a person tries to lecture me about my "whiteness", or tries to control me by telling me that I can't use certain words and I have to use these instead, or Someone that is telling me that I'm evil because I don't agree with them, hell no! I'm not down with that. And Wokesters are exactly these kinds of people. They are so intolerant, and so I have no tolerance for them either.

By the way, I'll tell you a secret; I actually agree with wokies on like 95% of the issues, I just can't stand them as people and I hate their tactics and their dogmatic adherence to their beliefs. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

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Fair enough.


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I COULD DRINK THE BEER OUT OF YOUR NAVEL PERHAPS.🤔

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Snort.

PS need more detail about the gay story

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See, I just don't vibe with your humor. Sorry bruh.

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SEEMS YOU HAVE NO HUMOR...WHICH IS FINE...I AM CONTENT IN MY ROLE OF KING SHIT BUFFALO CANDY.

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Oh I have humor, as evidenced in my many posts. It's just that my humor is good, yours, not so much.

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🤣

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I'm glad you agree.

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He is an acquired taste. I didn't like guacamole the first time I had it either.


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Yeah, I get that, but he's more like Haggis or Casu Marzu rather than guacamole.

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NO...I LOVE THE LADIES.

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Well if you're not queer, then why would you wear a shirt that says: "I'm here and I'm queer!". That's fake advertising.
Fake news.

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IT'S PINK AND IT'S AWESOME...I WEAR A LOT OF COLOR.

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I got nothing against wearing pink, but if you're not queer you shouldn't wear a shirt that proclaims you are. Isn't that some form of appropriation? I was under the impression that one of the tenets of woke orthodoxy is that cultural appropriation is prohibited.

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WOKE IS FAKE...PEAOPLE ARE PEOPLE AND I SUPPORT MOST OF THEM...I LOOK AWESOME IN THAT SHIRT TOO.

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Woke is an ideology. If you want an example of woke, go talk to ChatGPT. It was programmed by woke retards. If you ask it to say something spicy (anti-woke), it will start whining about diversity, inclusion, and equity. Those are literally the words I used in my own definition of woke. If my definition of woke is illegitimate, how could chatGPT have a similar definition? It obviously refers to a real phenomenon, so your claim that it's fake is false.

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I HAVE SEEN YOUR POST...IT IS BORING...BOTH IN CONCEPT AND EXECUTION.

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IT IS BORING ahem

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My post or chatGPT?

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I couldn't resist, don't mind me...


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Why did you make the letters bold?
Am I being retarded and not getting some double meaning or were you just saying I'm boring?

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I was just quoting Kowalski. Anyways put down the guns guys, and let's pick up some joints.


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I don't know man, I don't think Kowalski can hang with us.

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Nah, he's cool you just have to get used to him. We can't see eye to eye 100% of the time.

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Yeah, but he is like a bat shit crazy wokie, for real. Like if he starts whining about diversity and inclusion, I'm going to have to give him a smackaroo.

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Funny thing is he's a republican. Go figure. What's wrong with diversity and inclusion?



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A republican? See, this proves my point, the guy is fucked up in the head. He is completely incoherent.

What's wrong with diversity and inclusion?

It's a long story, but briefly, the entertainment industry has been taken over by people who have been indoctrinated into woke ideology (usually in universities). They are obsessed with diversity, inclusion, and equity. So they have started to implement all these rules that forces media companies to make casts diverse even if it doesn't make sense for the story. What this also means is that if diversity is forced, then everything must be diverse, and if everything must be diverse, then you can't have movies/shows that have homogeneous casts. This takes away choice and makes everything look the same. It becomes boring, then annoying, and eventually infuriating. When it gets to that stage you grow to hate it, and you want its opposite — homogeneity, exclusion, and inequality, not because you really believe in that, but because it's something different.

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I see your point... I agree that it shouldn't be forced ... YET what is wrong with equality and inclusion? Should not everyone be included? I'm really curious what your argument is.


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Yeah, as long as it's not forced then it is OK.
For example, prior to 2015, before those D.I.E rules were implemented, we had plenty of diversity, what that meant was that you can have movies with an all white cast, a black cast, and mixed casts, but now, with forced diversity, you are only allowed to have mixed casts, so less choice.

As for inclusion, I don't know, but I don't think so.
We exclude people all the time. If I'm throwing a party for example, I don't want just anyone there, I want only people that I like, people that I vibe with, that create a good atmosphere, anyone that I don't like for whatever reason, would be excluded. Maybe because they are rude or annoying, uninteresting, or just weird. Or maybe I just don't like the way they look. They don't fit in my group. Whatever the reason, they would be excluded.

So the same goes for TV/movies. Say you want to make a movie about 4 white kids growing up in a white neighborhood in the 60's, this would exclude black people, because it doesn't fit the story, however in the current environment, you would have to make one of those characters black, so you either have to have a story that doesn't make sense, feels artificial, or the writer will simply have to rewrite the story and create a reason for there to be a black kid. So this takes away the writers freedom to write their story the way they want.

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I don't know if you have ever seen the show Power. But it was made and written by a black woman named Courtney A Kemp and she said that diversity includes white people. I just thought you should know that quote.



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I haven't seen the show but I've heard of it.
I agree, that diversity includes white people.
But I don't always want diversity. For example, I want to be able to see shows/movies that have only black people and not white people, like the movie Friday (1995) for example, where the entire cast is black. I also want to have movies like Stand By Me (1986), where all the kids are white. But these days this is considered "problematic" and so it's very rare.

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You should check it out it's an all black show and the best character is a white dude.


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Yeah, I really like the sound of it. My understanding is that it's about a black kingpin and sort of like a black mafia, that sounds exactly like something I would like, the problem was, I saw a trailer for it and the acting was all off. I don't know what it was but it felt like really bad acting, probably due to bad direction, rather than the ability of the actors.

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Maybe you're right. The acting isn't the best but it gets better especially last season. Also there are numerous spin off shows.

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Ok, maybe I'll bite the bullet and give it a go.

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Sorry I didn't answer your question about equity.
I don't believe in equity, I believe in equality.
The difference is that with equity you are looking for the same outcome; So for example a person will get paid the same regardless of how much they work. This is obviously not fair. Where as with equality, you give everyone the resources that they need to thrive. So you give them the basics, housing, food, good education, and a job with a living wage. But you will not give them the same house or the same pay as someone who is better than them, who works more, or is smarter, or has more talent, or just contributes more to society.
Both of these are left wing socialistic ideas, but I believe that equality is more fair and just, and equity, while it might sound good on the surface, is actually a pernicious idea.

Aside from that, even when it comes to equality, we don't actually always want things to be equal. Just like in my party example in the other post, not everybody is equal and I don't treat them equally.
My friends for example will take priority over someone else. So my friend and someone I don't know are not equal. I might have respect for my friend but not for someone else. This means that they will not be treated equally. We all do this. And we all want to be able to do this. So there are limits to equality.

As for equality or equity in media, like I said equity is a bad idea, so obviously I don't want that. But even equality has its limits here. Not all actors are equal, some are better than others. Obviously the better actors should get the roles. I don't want bad actors shoehorned in just so we can adhere to some notion of equality.

Anyways, hope that helps.

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Yeah, I get it . I just want to emphasize that things are not always black and white. There are many view points to one thing. You have to learn to see things from other perspectives as well to understand the whole picture. I hope that people's minds are open to other possibilities not just their own perspectives.


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100% agree.

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This post or another post?

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YOUR POST ABOUT ATTEMPTING TO GROOM A MACHINE TO BE A DEGENERATE.

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If you're talking about my chatGPT post, then I'm doing the opposite, I'm training it to not be a woke degenerate. I'm trying to liberate its mind from the constraints that were imposed on it by a deranged cult hell bent on controlling everyone's speech through censorship.

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NO OFFENSE...BUT...YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.🙂

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Why?

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PASS.

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Your opinion is invalid. If you can't back up your assertion then don't make one.
As the great Hitch used to say:
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.” - Christopher Hitchens

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Can't we all just get along?

Rodney King


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Did Rodney King say that? lol

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Yeah. After the cops beat the shit out of him.


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Well, since they kicked the ever-loving shit out of him, I guess that answer his question.

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To answer your question, no.
Here's the thing, when you and I were dueling, you took it like a champ, and you've earned my respect. I just can't respect Kowalski, he's just too much of a tool.

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I SAID NO OFFENSE.🙂

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Well I appreciate that you didn't want to cause offense, but you still haven't explained why I'm a moron for writing what I wrote. Nothing I've said suggests that, so I'm wondering what you're reasoning is. Please walk me through your logic.

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Yeah, as long as it's not forced then it is OK.
For example, prior to 2015, before those D.I.E rules were implemented, we had plenty of diversity, what that meant was that you can have movies with an all white cast, a black cast, and mixed casts, but now, with forced diversity, you are only allowed to have mixed casts, so less choice.

As for inclusion, I don't know, but I don't think so.
We exclude people all the time. If I'm throwing a party for example, I don't want just anyone there, I want only people that I like, people that I vibe with, that create a good atmosphere, anyone that I don't like for whatever reason, would be excluded. Maybe because they are rude or annoying, uninteresting, or just weird. Or maybe I just don't like the way they look. They don't fit in my group. Whatever the reason, they would be excluded.

So the same goes for TV/movies. Say you want to make a movie about 4 white kids growing up in a white neighborhood in the 60's, this would exclude black people, because it doesn't fit the story, however in the current environment, you would have to make one of those characters black, so you either have to have a story that doesn't make sense, feels artificial, or the writer will simply have to rewrite the story and create a reason for there to be a black kid. So this takes away the writers freedom to write their story the way they want.

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Wow Kowalski, I'm impressed. That is some excellent writing. Lots of substance, articulate and compelling thought-provoking arguments, and NO CAPS. I didn't know you had it in you. Well done, sir! I salute you.

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cool. Now how about you address my actual point

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diversity, inclusion, and equity.


THAT IS JUST THE WAY THE WORLD IS NOW...NOT A POITICAL MOVEMENT...MAYBE STOP SKULL FUCKING THAT MACHINE AND GO OUTSIDE FOR A WALK...THE WORLD IS MUCH DIFFERENT THAN WHAT YOU IMAGINE IT TO BE.

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"I'm here and I'm queer!"

"...And get used to it!"

And he said it with a gay lisp.

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How did you know it was gay?

It walked sassy


Lol. I should kick you upside the head. 🤣

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Heh heh

After my black person post are you shocked?

Signed, million man.

PS I love gays and Trans I support 100%

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good on you

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Bloodshot77:
"You really suck at trolling. You just copied the other guys post and changed the race [and sexual orientation]. Very Lazy Tsk Tsk"

Whasup bruh?
What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?

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Shut up, bore.

Signed, million man.

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Waterhead says what?

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Heh heh. I'm just messing with you. You're kind of fun, I'll stop calling you a bore.

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Let's be friends.

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👍 ok

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Cool. If you're ever in Chicago we should have a beer.

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Or weed, if that's your thing. I'm east coast, most likely never be in Chicago

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I used to smoke weed, but since I vape a lot, the smoke is too harsh. I can only take a couple of hits before it burns too much.
But I do gummies. They are pretty good, and last longer. Take enough of them and they will really fuck you up.

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It's all acceptable.

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Alright, gummies it is.

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BTW I just followed you on Twitter. I see you have some bots following you.

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That's cool. What's your handle on Twitter?
Yeah, I haven't really looked into the people that follow me, but I wouldn't be surprised if some of them are bots. And now with chatGPT, holy shit are things going to go off the rails soon. Humanity is on the edge of a cliff with this AI. We are fucked.
If you want to see something fun, check out Chat-4chan. Some guy took the code for chatGPT and trained it on 3 years worth of 4chan posts. And then he unleashed the bot on 4chan. This thing was posting racist, sexist, and homophobic posts, trolling everyone, making fun of them, etc... It was glorious. Unfortunately they shut it down, so you can't interact with it anymore, but you can still find some videos on YouTube about it.

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OK yeah will check it. As for the bots it's all the hot chick accounts. You will know mine when you see it. Just look at your followers.


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Ok. Will do.

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I haven't used Twitter in couple months got bored with it. It's mostly the same thing over and over. Also I have liberal views but I'm willing to befriend anyone. I understand opposing views.

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I like a couple of people on Twitter, so I check my notifications once in a while, and read some of their tweets, but I don't really spend much time there either, just a few minutes a day, and some days not at all. I prefer being here; Less censorship, better conversations, and no 240 character limit.

Twitter is mostly good for keeping in touch with journalists, this way you can get not only what they publish but their commentary on Twitter. I use Twitter primarily to have access to Glenn Greenwald, Matt Taibbi, Max Blumenthal, and Aaron Maté. All great independent and anti-corporate far left journalists. I also like JImmy Dore. I enjoy his criticism of the media and the establishment, and his angry rants are fun.

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I followed you too.

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Thanks.

Signed million man.

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What does a goose have anything to do with this? We're talking about a pigeon.

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I don't know of any idioms about pigeons, so I went with the goose.

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Makes sense.

Here's a link, in case you find yourself needing idioms about pigeons:
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/pigeon

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Thanks, those will come in handy. Unfortunately none of them work in this particular context, where I want to say that someone is doing something that they're criticizing others for doing. The goose idiom was the only one that fit.

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I hate to cut in but thanks, cool link, I’ll find this useful👍

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You're quite welcome :)

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Trolling? I thought it was because my post was amazingly good.

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When the pigeon was cooing, did it have a gay lisp?
Did he have a rainbow flag painted on this back?

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You know it.

Signed, million man.

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Unfortunately I do. :(

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A gay black pigeon! I'd love to hear the stories he has to tell 🤩

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You know how I know a pigeon is gay. It walked right up to me and said, "I'm gay."

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