Men: How would you respond if you were drafted for World War 3?

I would sharpen the sword, re-shod the horse, put on the armor and ride to battle beneath the black and yellow banners of Moviechat.

Forth! And fear no darkness!

Kill a bald eagle (Federal crime,) inform the authorities and hope for a sympathetic Judge.

by ignoring it

Too old for a draft

I won't since I'm past the age I could be drafted.

i can do payroll.

I would sue them for discrimination since women aren't being drafted.

I would say 'I had other priorities', like our former Veep Richard 'Dick' Cheney