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Nah, I'd probably ejaculate even before she took off her panty.

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LOL. I woman that attractive might be kind of intimidating, for lack of a better word. I almost think I'd prefer a cute, girl next door type like Alyson Hannigan.

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She wasn’t THAT hot, lots of smoke and mirrors. I think it was mostly her image as a naughty school girl, but without the makeup and dance choreography if you looked at her she was a bit of a bumpkin.

Now let me be clear before you attack, I’m judging her on an international sexy symbol scale, not an average person. By everyday standards, she was pretty attractive. By world famous sex kitten standards, she was pretty average. She was definitely attractive enough to fuck, but if you ever saw her in plain clothes no makeup she had whale eyes and a stubby body.

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What when she was not a girl, not yet a woman?

You're sick! Toxic, even.

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lol

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No.

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spoilsport

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Oh go on then.

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How do beds not shake during sex? Interesting to see if Brit can do non-bed shaking sex

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69

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Can still be bed shaking

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I want her to fart on my face.

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Is that a line from Casablanca? 🤔

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Nope. That was 'fart again, Sam' 😄

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If I was still capable of it, sure.

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