5000...I AM ETERNAL...THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] ShogunofYonkers (71785) 4 years ago

WHOOP-WHOOP!!!
🍺🍺

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[–] AndyKing1967 (33883) 4 years ago

Random emoji time!
😇👨‍💻👓🐥🐗🥥🎖📸🧷🔂🇫🇲

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

Wan King, you did it! You passed me in one year and I’ve been here since, since...oh who the hell cares!

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[–] AndyKing1967 (33883) 4 years ago

What do they say about the devil and idle hands?😘

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

Too much yankin’ will cause you to go blind? 🥴

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[–] AndyKing1967 (33883) 4 years ago

Oops, sorry, nearly didn’t see you there 😎

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

DONT WORRY..I DIDNT SPILL A DROP.

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

They don’t call you Wan King for wearing a crown. 🙇🏼‍♀️ I’m sorry! I seem to be losing my decorum. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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[–] AndyKing1967 (33883) 4 years ago

And with that thought it’s 2am here and time to hit the sack. Nighty-night.

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

I think this Covid 19 thingy is getting to me. Nighty-night! Sleep tight and don’t let the bedbugs bite! Eww!

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[–] db20db (16209) 4 years ago

He wants you to dance with him in the pale, moonlight.

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

Why? I know I’ve heard about this, but it’s not registering. 🤔

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[–] db20db (16209) 4 years ago

It's one of my favorite lines of dialogue by Jack Nicholson in a movie. I'll leave it to you to find it. I'm sure you will.

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

AND IF SHE DOESNT ITS DOWN THE WELL AND IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN...TICK TOCK TICK TOCK...

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

I found it! The Joker in “Batman”. I never liked the Joker and Batman is too dark for me. There’s also a poem.

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[–] db20db (16209) 4 years ago

Like I said, I knew you would. As for Batman being "dark", that's why the dialogue is so apropos.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Congrats.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Kool! Wanna see my tits?

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

WHO DOESNT?

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I'm in.

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

Lol. That sounds like a locked down drunk post.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

#lockdown hall of shame

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

Nice. Now I’m curious what 10000 posts gets.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

By this point, EVERYTHING!!
this kitty kat is hungry.

Oops, I did it again 🧚‍♀️😏

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

That’s

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

the

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

greatest

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Too far?
All apologies 😔

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

thing

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

oooooo wait for it LG!!

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

I’ve

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

ever

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

heard!

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

Phew! This is going to take a while!

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Lock down is HARD ON singles.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

This is getting better all the time.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

How you doin?

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I'm good, LG. How you doin', good?
You're making a lot of friends ;)

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Not quite myself, I know I know. Who knew what a lock down could do to a sweetheart like me. 🛀

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Uh-hunh. I pity the local men when this is over.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Pity.
Humm. My shrooms are kicking in, gotta go somewhere in the sky

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Ok

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

SHE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

You ain’t kiddin!

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

And just for the record, not drunk, consent form signed.
👩‍⚖💄

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

Getting hard to typee wit juss one hand and all thee bouncinggg

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

You're welcome sweetie, 💋, rest, take a nap.

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

I don’t smoke but for some reason I feel like having a cigarette right now

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71785) 4 years ago

Well, I wasn't going to ask but...Yes🤩

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (20448) 4 years ago

Is this a private showing that your offering?

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

Why in the hell would I want to see your hooters? I’m not a lezbo! And just how many of the adult beverages have you had?

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Momentary madness, I'll reel it in.

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

LOL! You definitely had these guys on your hook! It might be best to cut bait! I even blushed at “this kitty kat is hungry.”

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Cabin fever = temporary insanity defense?
Seriously, I had my first post deleted by the mods yesterday. So anything could happen. You might have to unfriend me until this crisis is over.

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

It was worse than what you’ve been posting tonight? Kowalski can be fairly nasty, but you brought out the worst in him tonight. I wouldn’t unfriend you...you’re OK without the hooch & weed. 💁🏼‍♀️

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

OH....IM A BIG SOFTY,I JUST HAVE A TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR....OFF TOPIC BUT, YOURE VERY ATTRACTIVE RIGHT?...YOU SEEM SOPHISTICATED AND PROBABLY BEAUTIFUL BY YOUR POSTS...AM I RIGHT?

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

Nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to a lot of guys as they get older, but the good news is they have pills and stuff for that now.

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

ZING!

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

You mean she wasn’t talking about birds and felines with her tits and kitty cat comments. Don’t I feel like a fool. I thought she was just a fellow animal lover.

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[–] kspkap (13032) 4 years ago

Me too! 🤷🏼‍♀️ That’s what we get for thinking! 🤦🏼‍♀️

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (20448) 4 years ago

Congratulations 😎

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

SOON I WILL BE ALL.

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[–] chilone (17278) 4 years ago

I hope it doesn't take 5000 more for you to stop with the obnoxious CAPS!

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

THE CAPS WILL STOP WHEN I AM DEAD....FEEL FREE TO ENJOY THE RIDE.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71785) 4 years ago

THEY CAN HAVE YOUR CAPS WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM YOUR COLD DEAD HANDS

I can respect that👍

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[–] Kowalski (58218) 4 years ago

IVE BEEN FULL ON EXITED FROM SITES FOR THEM IN THE PAST...I DONT BEND ON THIS....INSANE OR NOT.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71785) 4 years ago

Eh, we're all a bit insane, luckily most of us are harmless🍺🍺

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 4 years ago

In an Amish community, they would all fold their arms, turn away from you and be forbidden to speak with or acknowledge you. You would be known as Captain Caps and be shunned far and wide, so say the village elders.