Have you ever had a microwave full of problems ? - General Discussion Discussion

[–] samoanjoes (51275) 5 years ago

I don't know what this means.

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[–] LauraGrace (15570) 5 years ago

yes, been like that all week.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Like when someone microwaves fish in the break room at work and the whole floor reeks as a result?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72238) 5 years ago

My good friend at work does this
I love the dude but I may have to strangle him one of these days

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

It should be a firable offense...friend or not I'd talk to HR about him lol

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72238) 5 years ago

I think a proper throttling is quicker and more merciful than HR...

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Good point! Tackle him like a little person mouthing off at a bagel shop.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72238) 5 years ago

That's oddly specific Sam...I like it👍

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Haha it's a reference to the "One Angry Little Dude" thread...that incident took place in a bagel shop

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72238) 5 years ago

Ha!
You got me there dude, I'd completely forgotten that mean little man...he was quite a shitheel to that Eskimo looking gal!

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[–] slimone (7996) 5 years ago

Spray the room with air freshener.

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[–] beavis (3249) 5 years ago

Laundry list of problems

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[–] FredBurroughs (19798) 5 years ago

How do you even begin to microwave problems? There are popcorn and defrost buttons, but nothing for problems.

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

Like when there is melted cheese in there

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[–] FredBurroughs (19798) 5 years ago

Yum?

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[–] captainbucky (15252) 5 years ago

You can’t clean it

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72238) 5 years ago

Can I lick the whisker?

Cheese, fudge, cookie mix, whatever...
I'll just lick the whisker

Problem solved👍

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I have a boatload.

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[–] nyctc7 (41386) 5 years ago

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[–] sslssg (28214) 5 years ago

I got 99 problems but the microwave ain't one

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72238) 5 years ago

Noice😬

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