Burial? Cremation? Scattered ashes or buried ashes? Burial at sea? Medical cadaver?
The whole shiny wood casket in a giant vault seems like an environmental offense and a waste of space. I saw smoke coming out of crematorium once and that was creepy. IDK, what a lousy thing to have to think about.
I want to climb mount everest and deliberately freeze myself to death in a location where they can't get my corpse down so i can become one of those corpses that the climbers have to pass when going up there. If i could do it at the top it would be preferable. I would be known as the Peak Man.
shareThrow me to an all-female prison, or a lonely woman who could use me during rigormortis.
shareThat first one would be sexy and terrifying in a weird mix.
shareSay what? Say it isnât so....practicing necrophilia! đł Yucky! Ted Bundy, et al enjoyed doing this.
shareThis way I can satisfy a woman even in death!
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Who are you trying to fool? âsatisfy a woman even in death!â. Youâre just a horny toad who wants to go to the nether land with a smile on his face!
Reminds me of a long time ago when my dad, who was a hunter, shot and killed two squirrels engaged in âthe actâ. Got them both and remarked âAt least they died with smiles on their faces!â I was speechless! What could I say to top that?
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This is very attractive to me. I really just wanted someone to toss my corpse into the woods and let it rot and decay naturally, and let critters eat me. Since that's mostly illegal I thought I would just donate my body to science, but this looks like a good alternative.
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Not American. We do have a body farm opening in Canada but it's on the other side of the country. Although by the time I die who knows what will be. But even if it's not a body farm I can still donate to science.
I just don't want to be preserved in box. I am not opposed to cremation, but I think that it's a waste of energy. I know there are a couple of bio cemeteries where there are no coffins, just shrouds, but I don't want to take up space waiting to rot. So I do think that composting is a great idea.
ssissg, You can do exactly that. We have body farms here in the U.S. The donated deceased are put in various areas, climates, terrain, etc. in order to assist medical examiners. This is done in order to determine time and cause of death.
If I recall correctly I believe you are a Brit. The following may be of interest to you. Itâs an older article (2015) but it will give you some info.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3316997/Coming-field-near-body-farms-human-remains-decompose-science.html
Canadian actually. As far as I know there aren't any here currently but one in creation in Quebec, which is on the other side of the country from me. :)
shareCut me into chunks and smoke a shitload of babyback ribs with my charred corpse to eat at my service. That way, I'll always be a part of my family.
shareEww! đ„Žđ€ą You could have waited all day, week, month...hell...years before posting that! I think it will be awhile before I eat baby back ribs again! đŹ
shareI don't expect a lot of people to show up,lol.
shareâHey, Bob! Whatâs on the menu tonight at the farewell cookout for Burk? Iâm famished!â
âWell, keep it a secret, but I heard they are smoking a cacađ© load of baby back ribs!â
âWhy the secret?â
âYou didnât let me finish! I heard they are throwing ole Burkâs charred corpse into the mix! Yep! Thatâs what I heard. I canât wait to see all their faces after theyâve eaten; when told ole Burk will be a part of them forever. He was smoked with the ribs!â
Nobody in my family would be that surprised. In fact,they'd be suspicious from the start!
shareI had to post this:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2015/06/10/these-six-body-farms-help-forensic-anthropologists-learn-to-solve-crimes/#47a6c5c9489f
The first article is titled:
âThese 6 'Body Farms' Help Forensic Anthropologists Learn To Solve Crimesâ
The article immediately following is titled:
âSmart Grills And Smokers Take Backyard Cooking To The Next Levelâ
So apropos! Again words fail me!
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health insurance, i dont care after im gone
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