Only a fool would say definitely "there is no mod" - General Discussion Discussion

Clever, insightful and spot on parody, dewey ! 😉

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

So you don't know for sure either?

This is my greatest fear.
We may never know.

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I didn't say that.

In order to agree, I would have to claim a mod has never communicated with me, which would be untrue.

It reminds me of the joke :
When you're praying, you're talking to God.
If you claim God is talking to you, you're schizophrenic.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Ah but there's the rub.

A mod has communicated with you.

Have you actually ever seen a mod ?
How do you know it was a mod and not a false mod?
If you claim a mod is talking to you what does this make you ?

So many questions.

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

I love you.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Ditto x infinity

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73528) 7 years ago

I respect everyones Mod...all due respect but honestly...Youre Mod is stupid and a totes false Mod...
I feel there is only one Mod...your Mod lives underneath him

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Whatevs.

My mods cause the rains to fall and the sun to shine.
All good comes from my mods.

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[–] Moderator5 (1242) 7 years ago

Behold!

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[–] db20db (16568) 7 years ago

I knew it ! I'm not schizophrenic ! 😁

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73528) 7 years ago

Lolol...you are still totally schizo bro...sorry;)

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73528) 7 years ago

Oh man...You guys totally angered Mod!!!

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

They're kind of used to it by now.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73528) 7 years ago

Thats their gig:-)

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

My children, long have I waited for this moment.

Behold the mod that dares show itself to such undeserving peasants.

We humbly accept your existence.

BTW, I love when you do this.

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[–] db20db (16568) 7 years ago

Ahhhhh! No more " rub. " Now you believe, Doubting Thomas.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

This is what happens when when you believe in the power of doubt instead of the power of a mod.

Ask and ye shall receive.

I tip my hat to you db.

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

Are You There Mod? It's Me, Stratego.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

You rang?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (73528) 7 years ago

Wow!!
Awestruck!!!

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

Look people, we've got two of them! Proof that the cult of Jim is indeed polytheistic!

I love you, Mod3, you're the greatest of all mods!

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

Mod2 has, alas, had to leave The Cult of Jim. A moment of devout silence for the loss of Mod2, if you so please.

Mod4 is still, happily, amongst us! Although, at the moment, In Need of taking a leave of absent-eth. Praise be. As is the devout and estimable Mod1. Glory be.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

Alas, yes, Mod2 has departed these particular digital coils. But rejoice! We still have arch-mods 1, 4 and 5, Praise Jim.

We expect the devoted and inestimable Mods 1 & 4 to return to the hallowed gates of MC within a reasonably short period of time.

The inestimable Mod5 and I thank and bless you, forever and ever, Amen.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

You are 100% correct, the cult of Jim is polymodistic!

I love you too, and appreciate the sentiment, but The Truth is all MC mods are created equal.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

Thou Dazed, We Are All Worthy! Thus is written by Our Lord Jim. No one, not mod nor Member of the Cult of Jim, is created more or less equal. This is The Word, and so shall it be, thus and forever more.

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

Yeah, but you're just a little bit more equal than all the other mods!

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

While-est I appreciate-est the sentiment-est, The Truth, according to Our Lord Jim, remains that all Mods and Members of the Cult of Jim, remain equal. And so it shall be, forevermore, Amen. This is The Law of Jim.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

I just had a deja - vu...never mind.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

Croft_Alice, my dear brethren, may you live long and prosper with your devotion to TR, RE, Alice, and Lara, forevermore, Amen.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

Fear not, our esteemed brother Croft's loyalty and devotion has not gone unnoticed by The Power that Be, heretowith to be known as TPTB.

Praise be!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

My devotion to Lara it's greater then others.

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

I promise I will repeat this mantra daily at every hour. Will you tell the almighty Jim I said hi?

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

I will, assuredly, convey your message to The Almighty Jim. And so it is said.

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

All praise to Jim who reigns above!

Could you perhaps also ask him why I'm not getting any email notifications?

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

I, a mere mod mortal (MMM), will ask Our Lord Jim, why you're no longer getting email notifications. MMM that I am, I too have been lacking in these holy missives for several days, despite having tried turning on and off the blessed preferences in an effort to convince said notifications to resume.

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[–] Stratego (29522) 7 years ago

To Mod 3 be the glory, great things He hath done. In other words, thanks!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

They acting in the shadows...like Trinity😉

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Mod5 is one and one is mod5.

We will never understand. We will only believe.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

There is the Mod of Spam, the Mod of Trolls, the Mod of Bans and the Mod of [deleted]. Mod5 is, of course, the Mod of the Spanish Inquisition.

All demimods in the pantheon of MC, subordinate to The All-Powerful and Omnipresent Jim, Creator of the Universe.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

To explain Jim (praise be) with human concepts is failable.

He is and isn't.

He is creator and created.

He is the proven and the unprovable.

He is none and He is all.

He is the many-faced Mod and the delusion of the masses.

He is what you, his humble servant, and most fervent denier, need him to be.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Absolutely true story. I swear it.

I had a guy named Jim in my home economics class back in the day.

I know, right? Hard to believe.
Who knew he would become this.

Just goes to prove you just never know.....

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

What if Mod was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus?
Trying to make his way home?

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.

We said, "Tell me all your thoughts on mod"
'Cause I'd really like to meet one"
And ask them why we're who we are."

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Monopoly!?...oh god...

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

Damn...i think we have something similar...cult of jim!?

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[–] TexasJack (12515) 7 years ago

This is getting weird. Friday the 13th is still just one day, right?

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 7 years ago

It's a historycal day...but yes...it's just one day.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

When looking at Jim (praise be) one has to take a dualistic view.

He is both the Saviour and the Deceiver, leading us down a path filled with distractions and "fun".

You shouldn't fear Jim The Saviour. He is a benevolent Mod. He would not be angered even at the most sinful of suggestions.

Jim The Deceiver on the other hand is a cunning Mod. He would trick you with games and Trending sections. Before you know it, you're derailing threads and blaspheming in the most unacceptable ways, uttering such impious words as "fart" or "STFU".

Following such a complex deity as Jim (praise be) is no easy task, and takes much devotion and dedication to do so.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I will challenge this.

Since Jim is the one and the one is Jim I think this shows more of a monism approach.

I totally support Jim and his oneness that he has solidified with this site.

Seeing how the mods are an extension of Jim I don't see how you could say
that dualism plays any part in this.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

As I said, the subject of Jim is a complex one.

Monism, Dialism, Polytheism and other various -isms are all mixed together to make the rich tapestry that is Jimslam (or Jimstianity depending on which school of though you follow).

And I'd ask you to please capitalise Mod. Not doing so is blasphemous.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Until I actually see proof I will not capitalize.

I need more than just a name in red on my screen.

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[–] Moderator3 (1124) 7 years ago

O, you unbeliever, you.

We fear, OLGE (our lord God Ewey), this is a task beyond even the reaches of OLJ (our lord Jim).

In Sorrow, and on Behalf of Mods Everywhere,

Mod3

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I suspected as much.

I won't say a word.
I just wanted YOU to know that I know. ;)

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

I believe that is what people call "faith". What are you? Some sort of Needham worshiping amodist?

Anathema, sir! Anathema!

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Faith? Oh, ok Mr. Michael.
It was bound to happen sooner or later so why not now.

I'm not one of you automatons or sheep that follow and stay inside your little box.
I choose me.

I bet that mod gets lost too
I bet that mod sings the blues

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Oh, I'm sorry Ewan McGregor from Trainspotting...

Woke up this mornin'
Closed in on both sides
Nothin' doin'
I feel resistance

As I open my eyes
Someone's foolin'
I found a way to break through this cellophane bag
'Cause I know what's goin' on
In your mind

I'm a livin' in a box
I'm a livin' in a cardboard box

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

What evs.

You just keep following. Mina the Follower. Mina the Borg.

You sheep are packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes.
You're all Contestants in a suicidal race.

You Keep drinking the kool-aid from a fountain
That's pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.

Hope it all works out for you.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Look at me! I'm Dewey! I'm a freethinker. I love Star Trek. I have a poster of Richard Dawkins in a red bikini hanging above my bed. I touch myself while reading "The Mod Delusion".

Stop your sinful ways and accept the one true Mod, Jim (glory be unto Him) into your heart.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

What happens in the privacy of my own home and web cam
is none of your damn business.

It's better than touching myself while reading
Mary Had a Little Lamb. BAAA,BAAAA
Does that do it for you Mina? Does that get you there?

Never.
I am against mods because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding what MC really is or could be.
Gnaw on that little bit of blasphemy for awhile.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Beastiality, the last resort of the bigot.

Repent blasphemer! Repent now and surrender unto Jim, our one and true Saviour!

P.S. from the real world: Don't Google how to spell beastiality, or at all.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

I often Google things to check the spelling (I'm too lazy to use an actual dictionary).

I might have misspelled it and gone to the very wrong part of the Internet. But Google did return results. It's ok though, I don't need eyes anyway.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I must make my own in life Mina. You wouldn't know
anything about that. Poor little sheep.

However, I do totally expect to kidnapped by a bunch
of robed figures in the very near future.
I've heard of your techniques. Making me watch
dubbed movies with hooded people making me eat popcorn
with no butter. Good luck with that.

That probably wasn't a great idea. You would have been
better off just spelling it on your own. You can't un-see that.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

You don't expect the followers of Jim to stain their minds with writing different than the Holy Terms and Standarts?

The robes are just because the Sacrosanct Screening Basement gets really cold.

Anytime we derail one of these threads, it always ends up in the most disturbing place.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

It's not their minds I'm worried about.
It's all of your minds. I'll be here waiting to pick up the
pieces. Don't you worry.

It is getting to be that time of year. Good idea on the robes.

It's ok this time. It's my thread. I think ?
What thread is this?
I feel you're already in the disturbing place and you just
kind of guide me there.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

You've left me typeless.

But you should be saying 10 Hail Jims before bed for ATM alone.

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[–] MissMargoChanning (6630) 7 years ago

Slides curtain back, steps into the confessional, closes curtain and kneels....

Bless Me Lord Jim, for I have offended thee.
I believe that I have FLAMED a person or two in the past few months.
I have also been unkind
For these sins, I am truly penitent.