Physics is broken

I've been working for a little while on a theoretical framework that redefines binary into the core of physics, but it actually expands binary just a little, into something more primal and flexible. Keep an eye out over the years, if you hear about "UBM" becoming the next big thing, you know that was me.

I won't tell you what UBM stands for, but rest assured, the B stands for binary.

Thanks for the article, I need to research exactly what these guys were talking about in their work, because it's possible they've already described the system I'm going for, or maybe even I've noticed something they didn't. Either way is exciting!

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Don't let the post office know this happens, if they figure out that some items get lighter inside a box, they'll compensate by charging us more postage!

Leverage

Usually in these situations, the box is a lot bigger than the contents, which alters expectations... But this time, it was a good fit and the box was almost the same size as the item.

I think the box may house a stable wormhole. I shall keep it for investigation and experiments.

I'm going for the simplest likely explanation: It's a glitch in the gravity processing of our matrix simulation. Before opening the box, the algorithm was excluding the box's contents.

Nope, not at all. It was a pretty small cube shaped box, not much more than 5 inches per side, so it was decently rigid. Plus the item is metal.