Here I rank the Indiana Jones movies.


#1. Dial of Destiny (best because of Phoebe Waller Bridge!)
#2. Crystal Skulls (perfect in almost every way)
#3. Temple of Doom (would be awesome but it has a pro colonialism message)
#4. Last Crusade (average but a bit too religious)
#5. Raiders (overrated and toxically masculine)

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My ranking would be the exact opposite of yours.

1. Raiders
2. Last Crusade
3. Temple of Doom
4. Crystal Skulls
5. Dial of Destiny

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#1. Raiders
#2. Last Crusade
#3. Temple of Doom

And thankfully there are no more Indy films after the TRILOGY!

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Maybe try to make it a bit less obvious next time.

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No kidding, 10/10 for trolling.

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Should be 1/10 when it's this obvious.

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The movies are all terrible if you think about it. You don't want Spielberg eating your soul with his stupid Hollywood imagination. They only seem good the first time you watch them. They're all about the same, but at least the new ones aren't religious freaks...

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1. Last Crusade (top duo Ford&Connery)
2. Raiders
3. Dial of Destiny
4. Temple
5. Crystal

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Poor quality trolling. You maybe list the new one as your favourite to wind people up but then you have to add some legitimacy in your listing otherwise it too obviously looks a joke.

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Oh, shut up you TIT!

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