And a sweet little piece of a$$ as well. What a hottie!
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
You should see her in "Let It Ride". She was absolutely stunning in that movie, playing the part of a "sugar baby" to a high rolling philandering gambler. Ummmmmm.
"check the imdb cast list before asking who portrayed who in movies"
@jgroub Yep, there are only two things that chewed the scenery harder than Jim Carrey:
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Yeah I saw this in theatres when I was 14 and I always thought Samantha's voice was so sensual and sexy too. She wasn't a very good mom and was a greedy gold digger, but my gosh she was so beautiful/hot.
sharePs they're fake. Saw her on an episode of Cheers in the 80s and they were small.
sharePlus Krista Allen's were better
When I said I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at me. Well, they're not laughing now!
"Ps they're fake."
Wrong. They were blatantly real.
"Saw her on an episode of Cheers in the 80s and they were small."
First, they weren't very big in Liar Liar, she just had them bunched up toward the front, which can be done with certain bras and/or adhesive tape, which results in the "cleavage" effect. It also results in duping a lot of people into thinking they're bigger than they are. When breasts are truly big, they'll not only bulge out in front, but they'll bulge out at the sides too.
Second, breast size naturally fluctuates throughout women's lives anyway, due to things like weight gain or loss, hormone levels, and pregnancy.
Real breasts look fundamentally different than implants. Implants are self-contained in plastic bags so they don't move, flow, lay, or visually integrate into the surrounding flesh like real breasts do.
A few things wrong with your animalistic, hormone-based, thoughtless expression of lust.
First, why drool over these movie actors in the first place? Is that really the BEST thing you can think to do in your life, and in these boards and forums? Why always drool over someone? "She is so hot!" is the most juvenile, the most superficial, the least thought-provoking, the least interesting post you can ever make.
Yet you see this type of "horny boy"-garbage all the time in these boards and forums. When do people finally get tired of this stupid 'I can't think of anything to say, so I'll let my genitals praise some ugly hag that got a raise out of it for some reason'-trope? Control yourself and write something throught-provoking and interesting for a change, ok?
Second, there must be thousands of women with 'better títs' (why even use an exclamation point and dollar signs? How old are you, three?) out there. Have you ever been to Asia? Have you ever seen 'adult movies'? Have you ever seen ANYTHING?
This relatively old, short-haired hag and her 'ok-ish' chest area is not that special, and there's nothing interesting or 'awfully nice' about any part of her body (I think her butt is a bit fat). She's mildly sexy, but nothing special once you've seen some asian beauties in real life or at least watched enough videos, movies, concerts and variety shows from all over the world. Some of the most basic latina women are be hundreds of times more interesting, AND have at least 'hot blood', as they say.
Jennifer Tilly, 'mildly sexy', short-haired woman with too much make-up is the object of your lust over everyone and everything else in the world, just because she shows some cleavage? Not only that, you think it's a great idea for all the readers of this board to come and express this incredibly narrow "I have not seen many cleavages in my life"-type idea here? REALLY?
Third, why write some so oxymoronic?
What I mean by oxymoronic, is "awfully nice" - how does that even make any sense, when you think about it, and why use that exact expression to try to sell a wrongful idea about the 'niceness' of someone's body parts? (How can body parts even be 'nice', when this word usually refers to behaviour and attitude, as in "nice men finish last"? Did her boobage buy you a latte the other day? Did her A-dollar-dollar rescue a child from traffic?) When you say it in this oxymoronic way, it sounds like they're 'awful', and then suddenly turn 'nice'.
A better idea would've been to just go and handshake with mr. CEO instead of coming here to write with your penís and embarrass yourself this deeply.
Fourth, the word 'nice' is the MOST generic 'compliment' you can ever use to anyone, about anyone and anything, and it has absolutely no descriptive power, it doesn't express any particular feeling, it doesn't lend itself to praise properly (although clearly, that's what you're going for), and it's just 100% 'meh'.
You could've AT LEAST let your reproductive member use some more descriptive, more inspired, more interesting word or description, like 'exquisite', 'supple', 'gravity-defying', even 'perfect' would've been better. You could've of course quoted Seinfeld if you don't have enough imagination or understanding of language to actually come up with a better word, and said they're "spectacular".
But no, you went with "nice"? REALLY? Tell me, WHAT comment or critique is the most annoying to someone creative, if not "it's nice"? That doesn't SAY ANYTHING! At least explain and describe WHY you have that completely blind and wrongful view, don't just use the LEAST descriptive and most 'safe' adjective that exists! Have some BALLS, man, to go with your excited 'sausage' section of your inbetween-the-toes-spaceship. Don't just express the Johnson here, grow a pair, while you are ate it! It will serve you later in life.
Sorry if my message comes off as harsh..
..but I have a low threshold for horny idiots that have nothing to say but the first lie that pops into their little head, and then they don't even have the balls to say that properly, with imagination, or spelled without stupid dollar signs and exclamation points, like a toddler would do.
It doesn't pay off to be a horny idiot, so you might as well learn it now. Do you bring this kind of topics to your family at dinner table? Do you talk like this in real life? If your friends and family support this type of horny lust expressions that contain NOTHING of substance (not even tiny idea about the movie itself), you are surrounded with horrible monsters and should immediately replace all of those people.
I will forgive you if you can think of two interesting things about this movie, points that you have thought for yourself, and that have nothing to do with how 'hot' or 'nice' someone or their body parts are, and has nothing to do with sexuality or drooling over some post-wall hag.
I have nothing against the actors in this movie, they all did a good job, and she really fits this role marvellously (see, an adjective doesn't have to be bland to be useful). Just because she shows a bit of cleavage and has a whiskey-husky voice, doesn't mean your only possible reaction is to drool over her and lust her like there aren't better-looking and sexier women out there (even in regular pórn).
Grow up, write something useful, insightful and original, and please use your BIG head for your conversations, and leave your 'horny for any hole'-style of thoughts into your pants, where they belong.
You gay?
shareFirst day on the internet?
shareFirst, why drool over these movie actors in the first place?I dont know. Why reply to an 8 year old post from a different forum with different members? Is that really the BEST thing you can think to do in your life? share
Posters like he and me reply to old posts for posterity, to inform those who arrive later that the human race is not entirely stupid, only largely so. The stuff we write here is going to be around for a very long time.
shareWatch her in Bound. Damn...
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