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I'm totally obsessed with Jodie Foster. I wonder if there were a way I could get her attention.


I'm totally obsessed with Jodie Foster. I wonder if there were a way I could get her attention...

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You could shoot the President; but keep in mind: she likes women.

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Did you just assume my gender?

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I wasn’t thinking about your gender at all. I was thinking of 1 of my favorite fuck-up’s of all time, the dimwitted John Hinckley, Jr., whose alleged plan for winning Foster’s heart and hand was to impress her by killing President Reagan! Not only did Mastermind Hinkley not consider that there might be unpleasant consequences of this action like, you know, GOING TO JAIL FOREVER, being shot and killed by the Secret Service, or both. He did not know that the closeted actress was not attracted to men. This was long before Jody came out.

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Dude, don't be like that!

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Did you just call me "dude"?!!?!?!??!!!1111??

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I'm sure the FBI agent that monitors my internet activity has already notified them. No need to waste your time.

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Make yourself look like her via plastic surgery then start doing interviews pretending to be her. Then begin robbing banks.

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Now this is an idea I haven't thought of yet!

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Don't waste your time or energy. She apparently already has at least one loser stalker.

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What is his name? Where is he? I'm ready to square up to defend her!

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You could try mailing your frozen faeces to her.

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Another tactic I hadn't thought of yet. Brilliant!

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Happy to help 👍

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She is a really nice person.

Just leave her alone.

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[–] TimMC (8598) 7 hours ago
She is a really nice person.

Yes, I know. Which is what makes her so perfect. She's so perfect any way you look at it. If only there were a way to get her attention.

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Trying to shoot the president is an extremely bad idea because the current one is dead already.

You could buy a pinball machine and dress like Jodie like in 'The Accused' and have yourself gang raped by four guys.
Film it and post it on the internet.
I'm pretty sure that will attract her attention in a positive way, because you're a victim after all.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about trying to shoot the president? I would certainly never do such a thing. Everyone knows that, especially the FBI agent that monitors my internet activity.

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