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Are you regular?


It may be funny possibly finding out this could be a silly question. But are you a regular customer, or have you ever been? And if so, how regular of a regular are you? I realize this is likely only possible with those who are well off or even wealthy, but I'm a regular customer at, at least two business's. I'm just wondering what the likelihood is that many may be frequent regular customers to various business's.

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I SHIT ONCE A DAY...AT HOME...AT TWO BUSINESSES SOUNDS CREEPY.

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DOES MY QUESTION SEEM IN ANY WAY LIKE I'M WISHING TO DISCUSS BOWEL MOVEMENTS?

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YES...YES IT DOES...SO I DID...YOU ARE WELCOME.

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Indeed it does!

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You changed the meaning of your intended thread title by missing out an "a" - exactly the same way Neil Armstrong did

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Um, probably a little more information than we needed dude

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I might fart a bit more than usual depending on the day, but my shite's never off. Get yourself checked out, dude!

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I didn't intend for this to be a trick question. Which is why I explained it as I did lol.

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🤪THIS WAS A RELIEF...SOLID JOB.

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My dumps are usually quite large.

Signed, million man

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😂

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All of you have either a case of "shit on the brain", or just "shit for brains"!

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I USED TO READ THE BACK OF THE SHAMPOO BOTTLES...THESE DAYS I KEEP A BOOK IN THERE...COULD TAKE A BIT.

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I'm a regular customer at several local supermarkets, Sainsbury's, Tesco and M&S food and also Dominoes Pizza and Eco-Vape.

They're local and convenient and usually sell what I want so I go to them.

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YES...YES...BUT HOW OFTEN DO YOU POOP?😂

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We should all do a Thursday synchronized poop fest every week...TSPF. It could be as big an event as MCMC or as small as MWMC but it could become a regular event. I suggest we start at 4 PM EST.

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LOL

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When I was a kid, I used to go to a comic book store pretty regularly. After we moved, I stopped that. I was losing interest, anyway, I suppose.

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YOU TOOK YOUR DUMPS IN A COMIC BOOK STORE?...THAT'S HARDCORE...LIKE STEVE-O....PERHAPS I SHOULD CALL YOU ZARK-O.🙂

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This might be debatable, but I think the employees determine who is a regular. If they know your order, or they can describe you by what you buy, and communicate to other employees who you are without knowing your name. Or even if there is a recognition when you walk in, then you are a regular. But If you are in there all the time, and you fly under the radar, you may or may not be considered a regular.

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“Are you regular?”

Yes, I poop at 6.10am every morning, no matter where I am in the world.

Am I a regular?
Yes, at the following: -
Parodox Comics, Poole, Dorset, England (big shout out to Andy the owner).
Boiler Room Records, Poole, Dorset, England.
BH2 Cinema.
Bournemouth Helicopter Services.
Copthorne Tara Hotel London.
Harrods.
BMW.
Breitling.
Several pubs and restaurants.
Several airlines and international hotels.
Francesco Hairdressers.
Amazon.

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I've never been in a helicopter, that seems scary as hell.

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They’re much easier to fly than an aircraft. Plus, in movies when the pilot pulls hard on the joystick to control the helicopter, is all a myth. On top of the joystick is a nipple, which you control with your thumb - you only have to move it an inch in the desired direction.

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That's what she said.

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On top of the joystick is a nipple, which you control with your thumb - you only have to move it an inch in the desired direction.

Kowalski out of context thread incoming.

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I have been a regular customer of a business since 1988. I'd say that counts as pretty regular.

And Andy, what happens to you 6:10 am poops during daylight savings time adjustments?

We deserve to know.

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I regularly (pun intended) travel internationally, so my bodyclock is used to making poop adjustments, so an hour for dst is really no biggie (pun intended again).

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You could easily change your user name to MrRegular.

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THE EFFECTS OF TRAVEL ON THE POOP IN YOUR BUTT...DAMN,BRO...YOUR LIFE HAS YOU THINKING ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL THAN MOST OF US.😂

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Different times zones sometimes do you head in. On one trip I literally went round the entire planet, which was a bit mind blowing. Another awesome sight is when you’re on a plane and you’re chasing the sun over the horizon.

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