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I don't understand the hate "Madame Web" is getting.


They showed it on my flight today and with a plane full of hundreds, there were only three walkouts.

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And in fairness to the film, those three left due to a door blowing off the Boeing plane.

I like the saying - "If it's Boeing, I ain't going."

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You inspired me samoanjoes, usually it's to barf a little in my mouth but I got a new one.

"If you're complaining about Boeing, to your head a bullet be going."

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Why kick a horse when it's down?

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After having received a visit this afternoon, I wish to change my position.

Boeing is the best company ever in the history of companies and their planes are the safest, safer than walking.

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How much did they pay you?

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Nothing.

They just bought me a dictionary and the word defenestration was underlined.

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A free dictionary is a free dictionary. I say that you've made it in life.

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Do new dictionaries normally make a ticking noise?

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Tricky bastards. Only the old ones do.

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Did I mention that Boeing is great - even better than bennymuso's mother.

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Whoa, stop with the hyperbole. Nothing is better than Benny's momma.

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She reminds me a lot of Boeing planes.

You get her going and not long afterward things start to fall off and there's lots of screaming.

Shit.

Now I'm in for it.

I'll be in the forest hiding for a while.

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you could say he's a necrophelia into beastiality, but that's beating a dead horse.

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😂 How about we put you on The TONIGHT SHOW when Johnny Carson Hosted.. That Ok?? Kowalski could be your agent??

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I'm not giving Kowalski a cent!

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Were one of the passengers named D.B. Cooper by any chance?

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There was a report two weeks agow here they claimed they knew who he was.

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Are these the same people who claim they know who the ZODIAC is??

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I know who the Zodiac is. He's a serial killer who committed crimes in California in the 60s.

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Wouldn’t it be funny if the mystery of D.B. Cooper finally becomes solved after all these decades and they find out the real reason he jumped was the poor quality of the in-flight movie?

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Or what if he was in the movie and he realized everyone would notice.

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These jokes are getting worse.

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Does "worse" mean "better" in your neck of the woods?

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"They showed it on my flight today and with a plane full of hundreds, there were only three walkouts"

That flight still turned out to be less of a disaster than United 93

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@@&#$?&! Fooled me, again!!
I clicked to find out what was wrong with "Madame Web" only to be pranked. Again. Grrrrr!

I think her superpower is cool. This is the only superhero film I want to see right now.

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I'm going to hate watch it at some point. Dakota Johnson is a pretty bad actress, so I'm interested to see her provide absolutely no emotion in a superhero role.

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Rotten Tomatoes critics: 13%; moviegoers: 57%.

My guess is that it has become the movie to hate and people are piling on like with Gigli and Battlefield Earth which were both OK to me. I'll watch out of curiosity.

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As someone who has seen both, Gigli is the better of the two. The only negatives are that it's insanely boring and the dialogue is laughable countless times. Battlefield Earth is terrible in every aspect.

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Gigli was labeled as a romantic comedy when it was a drama without romance. I couldn't compare Battlefield to its book since I hadn't read it which likely helped me to enjoy it. I watched both only once and that was enough for me.

Latest extremely boring and bad movie for me was Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania. I fell a sleep a few times. No Luis was a stupid decision.

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I pretty much avoid all Marvel films. Outside of the first Iron Man, I haven't loved any others.

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I'm burned out on superhero movies now, but I liked Ant-man, Thor, Doctor Strange, Black Panther and Guardians of the Galaxy although some sequels were horrible.

Madame Web and Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings are on my to watch list.

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Oh come on!! You telling me that you along with the other 3 people in hiding never saw INFINITY WAR?? I'm probably one of the few who preferred that over END GAME, only because this is where Disney began making a total puss out of The INCREDIBLE HULK that spun over into Disney+ SHE-HULK??

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I saw the last two Avengers pieces of shit with people.

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It's certainly better than Crimewave. A lot of people won't get that reference.

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Isn't that the Sam Raimi movie?

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Yes but I was talking about a Funny or Die video called Happy Birthday, Sam Raimi that had a guy playing Willem Dafoe reference it.

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Only three parachutes on the plane?

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They elected not to use them.

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