I've suffered through many movies though I'm pretty good at watching things to the end, I can only think of four instances where I had enough and bailed before the end.
Mother! (2017)
Nosferatu (1922)
Clerks (1994)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
The only one of those I lost patience with was Mother! I liked the others. I got bored and started hitting on my wife, we were alone down in the den, the kids were asleep. I figured she and I could have a good time…she wasn’t having it that night, she was enjoying the movie.
So I went upstairs and out to the garage. Just then my neighbor lit off a random firework, some kind of rocket. Well it scared the hell out of me, I thought a poacher was in my yard and I don’t like poachers and won’t abide them near my home.
I grabbed a weapon and barreled into the yard shouting curses and threats..to be fair I may have been a tad drunk…You’d have to be half in the bag to take a guy on when he has a shotgun and you have a plank of wood lol!
Apologies were exchanged the next day, I’m cool with the neighbor now👍
I got bored and started hitting my wife
THIS IS HOW I MISTAKENLY READ IT THE FIRST TIME...IT WAS A VERY DISTURBING POST UNDER THAT CONTEXT.
MOTHER! SUCKED BY THE WAY...I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING...BLEH!
Oh NO, NEVER hitting my Lady, I’m not awful like that. I’m kind of a jerk, everyone knows it, but I’m not an animal that hits his woman. That’s creepy dirtbag behavior, a boy like that deserves a plank to the head.
I was just bored by the movie and my wife is quite pretty and I figured ‘let’s do some sexy time.’
She just wasn’t having it that night, she liked that boring movie😫
Lawrence of Arabia.
I've watched other long historical epics, like Barry Lyndon, but that one always bored me.
It bored me too and I love the historical stuff😄
ETA: I like the soundtrack though, I found a used old copy on vinyl and it’s really good.
It is beautifully shot, with great sound and acting. I can see why people admire it, but just can't get into it myself.
shareSame, and I tried a couple times.
shareMY FATHER'S FAVORITE FILM...THUS I HAVE SEEN IT A HALF DOZEN TIMES IN MY LIFE AT LEAST...GOOD STORY,GREAT VISUALS AND MUSIC...BORING AS ALL FUCKING HELL...DON'T TELL MY DAD I SAID THAT.🫤
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