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Why are there only 12 seconds in a year?

posted a year ago by samoanjoes (51152)
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January 2nd
February 2nd
March 2nd
April 2nd
May 2nd
June 2nd
July 2nd
August 2nd
September 2nd
October 2nd
November 2nd
December 2nd

What gives? Surely there should be more.

[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) a year ago

13

Feb is the second month.

[–] chilidoggg (13098) a year ago

Tres bien!

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

Well, technically we could say the second Monday of the month, the second Tuesday of the month and so on.

[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) a year ago

I second this.

[–] chilidoggg (13098) a year ago

I like it!

[–] mtxmind (3024) a year ago

You should pose this question in the "KOWALSKI KNOWS EVERYTHING" thread

https://moviechat.org/general/General-Discussion/64303f67a461ca314e4e8f8f/KOWALSKItm-KNOWS-EVERYTHING?reply=643193155e9159539cd25866

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

This would only confuse "him".

[–] 102000 (6134) a year ago

January is the second month of winter
April is the second month of spring
July is the second month of summer
October is the second month of fall

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

Damn it.

[–] AndyKing1967 (34091) a year ago

What about 22nds (twenty seconds)?

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

Don't ask me why, but this sounds sexist.

[–] WandererFromYs (1676) a year ago

31,536,000

[–] ShogunofYonkers (72089) a year ago

Hold on, give me a couple seconds to figure out this math…

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

I'm going to take your word for it.

[–] jriley555 (7051) a year ago

A blue moon is the second full moon within a month

the 8th-15th day of every month is the second week

Apr-Jun is the second quarter of the year

Make every second second count twice

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

My joke is falling apart quickly.

[–] Kowalski (58971) a year ago

YOU EAT TOO MUCH.

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

You breathe too much.

[–] Kowalski (58971) a year ago

I CAN EVEN BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE WHILE MY THROAT IS FULL.😎

[–] samoanjoes (51152) a year ago

I'm scared to ask what your throat is full of.

[–] Kowalski (58971) a year ago

IF YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO ASK...THEN YOU DEFINITELY CAN'T AFFORD IT.