It's never the guy who works out and has the body of a Greek god. Nope, he usually wears surfboarding shorts. It's always the gross potbellied guy with the hairy back strutting up and down the beach like a peacock showing off its come-hither plumage. Makes me want to hold his head under water until the bubbles and flailing gradually slow down to a complete lifeless stop.
Ugh. Just threw up a little in my mouth just thinking about it.
You can have my Speedo when you pry it from my cold dead asscheeks!
…Just kidding, the Speedo is a really bad look on a guy, guys should just wear swimming trunks, no need to flail your junk all over the beach fellas!
Without fail it's ALWAYS the guys who have no business wearing a Speedo who wear them! Why, God, why???
shareFalse advertising…’Hey Ladies, look at my big belly, imagine what I’ve got down below!’
I joke, it’s just a silly look on a man…I never once heard a Lady shout ‘Look at that guy, I need to see his pecker and ball sack flopping around!’
Nope. Never.
Women are ogled, judged, and criticized for our beach attire. You are not getting rid of our chance to do the same to men.
You're telling me this doesn't make you want to stare directly into the sun for 30 minutes??? https://pixhost.to/show/43/279521701_could-you-please-make-my-dad-sure-look-the-other-way-cos-its-a-bit-awkward-hahah.jpg
shareThe bikini looks fine.
shareWell, sorry!
shareIt's a personal choice. If someone feels more comfortable, why not let them be?
This post feels like male-shaming.
Lots of women wear thongs these days, including very unattractive women. You just gotta look away if you don't like it.
I've read the OP a couple of times and there is no way anyone can misconstrue it as anything other than a joke... Except for you, of course.
shareThere's a lot of clothing worn in public that should be banned.
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