MovieChat Forums > General Discussion > Other obvious news headlines

Other obvious news headlines

posted 2 years ago by Capnbucky (2218)
13 replies | jump to latest

Study show rich people have more money .

Studies show you’re less hungry after you eat

Homeless people should get off the streets and go home.

Jobless should get jobs.

People eat fast food because they like it. ( this one isn’t sarcasm, in Australia a research body actually spent half a million researching why people eat fast food. That was an actual headline).

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

The fast food one isn't obvious. People might eat fast food because of many possible things. Maybe people's cooking skillz are bad, maybe because people were bombarded by over advertisements, maybe people actually like the soft drinks but drinking soft drinks with salad or steak don't fit so they choose fast food.

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 2 years ago

Billions of dollars wasted by the IDIOTS in the Federal Government!

🤨

[–] Mustang (5274) 2 years ago

Politician speaks, says nothing. No one surprised.

[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 2 years ago

Water - Powerful wet stuff, ain't it.

[–] Gubbio (3893) 2 years ago

Water is Wet! ❗

Grass is Green! ❗

The Sky is Blue! ❗

[–] 102000 (6163) 2 years ago

Study shows children are younger than their parents.

[–] samoanjoes (53068) 2 years ago

I was named after my dad. Because it would be impossible to be named before him.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 2 years ago

It's not impossible. Somebody just need to hold you in front of your father, and then give you a name.

[–] samoanjoes (53068) 2 years ago

Assuming we're in a line. Because if it was just the two of us, then I would just be behind.

[–] samoanjoes (53068) 2 years ago

MovieChat user caught in capital letter scandal.

Man arrested for impersonating politician. Claims "I didn't do anything".

Woman found alive in freezer from prank by friends. Calls the prank: "cold".

Adam Sandler wins Razzie for worst actor.

Woman who entered own panic room when burglarized says she entered room because she was panicked.

Dennis Franz to play cop in new TV series.

Angry woman leaves sauna to let off steam.

Stephen Baldwin: "I'm not just Alec's brother. I'm also Daniel and Billy's brother."

Man arrested for petty crime for stealing Tom Petty albums.

Studies say living by yourself is like living alone.

[–] Boromir (9717) 2 years ago

In 100% of all fake gun shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.