How does a train hear? - General Discussion Discussion

I dun geddit.

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 3 years ago

It was easier than saying "With a system designed to modify the electromagnetic spectrum and carry those messages directly to the bloomin' train."

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 3 years ago

Huh?

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[–] brodee (467) 3 years ago

Radio.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 3 years ago

Radio is called an engineer in trains?

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 3 years ago

In the U.S., engineers are people who operate the trains.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 3 years ago

Ah, it's a pun of "engine ears" "engineers" because a locomotive train is a tank "engine." Ok, got it!

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[–] nyctc7 (41288) 3 years ago

That is one LOCOmotive.

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 3 years ago

you're off the rails!

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[–] samoanjoes (50993) 3 years ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bWk6bKVhx0

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 3 years ago

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 3 years ago

how do you investigate train crime ?

look for the locomotive.

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[–] jonathan_k80 (6436) 3 years ago

A loco motive? Does that mean the suspect is a crazy train?

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 3 years ago

a thorough forensic investigation of the clown car

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71826) 3 years ago

Choo gotta be kidding me!

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 3 years ago

I've run out of train puns. I guess I don't know much bout them fancy iron horses.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (71826) 3 years ago

Same here
Rail talk👍

*sorry, that was awful

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[–] Adam60z (3750) 3 years ago

Is your faucet running?

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[–] Moonglum9 (10713) 3 years ago

I'm not falling for that one again! I ended up running like 5 miles before I realized my refrigerator was still in the kitchen.

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 3 years ago

how does a tree see ?

with its railroad t-eyes. get it ? of course you do. you're all about the smartest people i've ever met.

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