Wonder Woman


I just rewatched Wonder Woman and Justice League and I was wondering...Why do Wonder Woman and Superman need Batman in the Justice League?

Batman is really cool but he's just an angry athletic guy with some cool gadgets...Superman and Wonder Woman could totally kick everyone's ass without Batman...

Thoughts..?

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Don't you dare besmirch the name of the caped crusader again. He's the only hero that matters.

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I think Punisher could take him out...this was probably a comic, and how the hell did I miss this comic?!?

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Batman > every superhero character ever.

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Batsy is cool but seriously man, Wolverine as portrayed by Huge Jacked-Man could whoop his ass😃

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Not true. Wolverine is Canadian. Once he takes his claws out, he apologizes.

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Ah yes, Canadians...they can probably fuck you up but then they get all polite about it😂

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I suspect Batman is the one funding the group. He buys them lots of stuff.

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Wayne gots Bank👍

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To the Bankmobile!

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Someone has to pay for the insurance policies from all the damage and destruction caused by the other league members.🤔

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Now that you mention it the 'superheroes' do tend to leave a lot of wreckage in their wake while they are saving the world...
'Holy Shit! There's a car on my roof!!'

You just know there's a smartass in town with a bulldozer, a trailer and a booming business in the after credits of all of these superhero movies😎

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Marvel actually did a mini series based on a corporation that cleaned up after superhero battles. They became a recurring theme in the Fantastic Four comics about 15(?) years ago (informative Andy).

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That Business was booming

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A lot of people forget that back in the day, Batman was also a world class detective.

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Detective Comics!

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Precisely! It’s only in the last few decades he’s ended up like he is now.

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Many people forget that these superheroes are meant to be silly. It's called "comic" for a reason.

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True enough...I suppose it's all pretty dumb
I just can't get enough of them...Horror movies aside these superhero flicks are my second favorite movies👍

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Justice League was just ok we have Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, etc. pretty succesful comics. What if we join them together? That's it. That's all the premise.

It's basically King Kong vs Godzilla or Abbot & Costello Meet Dr. Jekyl & Mr. Hyde. Making sense is not the number one priority. Justice League without Batman is betraying the original purpose of the franchise.

I blame Nolan for making superhero movies be taken overly seriously nowadays.

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I really enjoy a lot of the 'darker' superhero themes...imagine being a super-powered maniac but everyone around you keeps dying or you incinerate the whole damn town?

Check out The Boys or The Watchmen👍

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Let me add The Umbrella Academy to the list.

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I need to watch this show, I've heard good things
That babe from Juno is really hot!!

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It’s basically Heroes meets The Watchmen. As to the one from Juno...erm...oh boy...I’m not quite sure how to break this to you...

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Oh my gosh...don't tell me anything weird happened to Ellen Page

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THEY ARE FINE...THERES JUST A LITTLE MORE OF THEM TO LOVE NOW...LIKE EIGHT HARD INCHES.🤔

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She grew 8 more inches of that hot sexy hair?!?

I think I'm in love!

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Hmmm, let’s just say it’s complicated.

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Sounds like they got my share too 🤪

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I watched The Watchmen (see what I did right there?) Didn't like it at first. But last year I rewatched it and I grew appreciation on what they were trying to do. Still not my favorite tho'.

Darker superheroes I enjoy too. The Dark Knight is probably still the best superhero movie of all time.

But my favorites are the more sillier kind like Batman Return, especially when it's the mash-up variety, Avengers: Age of Ultron was a blast.

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“I watched The Watchmen”

Alan Moore would be proud 🥲

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It's always nice to have a friend with shark repellent on hand.

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Holy bat shark repellent Batman!

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Aquaman: Do I look like a joke to you?

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I've never understood that either. It makes absolutely no sense.

🎅

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BATMAN IS LIKE THE COON...THEY STARTED THE SUPER FRIENDS CLUBS AND THEY HAVE THE MEETING IN THEIR MOMS BASEMENTS...SO THEY GET TO BE THE LEADER.

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