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My mom just asked me if I was an eagles fan


I said no they suck !

She meant the band I meant the football team ...

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Aren't they one and the same??? I always thought Don Henley was an amazing quarterback!

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That made me laugh so hard

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I just read something where Henley blocked a guy on YouTube for using a brief, like 7-9 second snippet of an Eagles tune, which was actually very admiring of the song. Like, because Henley isn't getting a cut, he doesn't want to allow it. That's kind of effed up, if you ask me. They are right up there with Fleetwood Mac for president of the Drama Club.

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I dislike both.

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Love that:)

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Right !

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I was going to say generation gap, but more like cross communication mix up. I love the Eagles the band, not so much on the Football Team. I'm currently working on liking Tampa Bay, now that Brady and Gronkowski are there.

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I don’t think I can like you anymore

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I've said it before but I was watching the game when Drew Bledsoe got hurt and Brady went in. I've committed way to long to abandon him now. Plus if it wasn't for Brady I wouldn't have cared about football at all. Before that my first football memory is watching the superbowl with my mom, the Bengals were playing... I picked them to win because I liked their uniforms:)

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Ok I still like you . That was a great answer

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Plus now he's the oldest quarterback, how can you not root for that. He's the underdog again.

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Oh he’s never the underdog . Gronk was pretty much useless today

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I hate the Philly Eagles too

Why are we agreeing so much lately?!?
It feels weird...

Tomorrow I will start a ridiculous argument with you just to put the universe back into balance...ridiculous LIKE YOUR FACE!!

BOOYAH!!

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Tomorrow is the giants game. Shouldn’t we be Jonny united ?

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The Steelers will prevail

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Well that just hurt😵

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Get him buddy !

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I'll grab his arms, you work him over👍

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I’ll do some kidney punches. How dare he talk to us like that just cause he’s in love with loser burger

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Exactly!
He's probably flying high on Maple Syrup!!
Careful though, I heard the guy used to play hockey so he might be a handful

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I hid his skates . They use those for hockey you know

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What would I know about hockey ?!?

Do I look like some sort of kooky Canadian?

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No you look like a city that has two hockey teams

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Oh yeah, you look like a guy that has two of those things that no guy should have two of...So there!

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Cause you just love Big Ben so much . Oh Ben you cry out

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Fine🙄

On Tuesday this shit is on Party Boy!

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I’ll tie your shoe laces together

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I'll wait 'til you go to the boy's room, turn your backpack inside out and hide your notebook

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I’ll wait till you go to the ladies room and lock you in !

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I'll steal your dog, spoil him with pork chops and call him 'Dude' and the next time you see him he'll be like 'I don't recognize this jerk at all, take me home to my awesome new house Shogie-Bro! 'cuz I'm going to teach him to talk too

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I don’t have a dog ! Wait now I know why

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I stole your cat as well and I'm training her in the ancient art of messing up your face

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Hey you leave my cat alone. She’s already trained in the art of stealing chicken bones and throwing them up

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If she can hack up a hair ball I suppose she can do anything😳

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One time she had her entire body in a bag of flaming hot cheatos. Guess what that did

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I'm afraid to ask

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Let’s just say a mess. I thought I hid it well

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Ah, under the carpet...that's often the way to go

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Your garage band sucks

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REPORTED for being mean about my Black Sabbath cover band!!!

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Well you did a cover of iron man and replaced it with Captain Planet

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You and the dude Lebowski.

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The correct phrase there would have been "...if I were...". Condition contrary to fact rule.

😎

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You hate everything

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Not true, Billy Bob.

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