have you tried this before? Type into Google 'Florida man' and then your birthday and see what story pops up.
Mine is 'Florida man 6th July ' a man caught urinating on car then running from police.
Some of these are so strange! I wonder why Florida has so many weird crimes π€π€·ββοΈ
Tell me what your story is
A Florida man, 40, was sentenced to 60 days in jail for attacking a McDonald's employee March 10 of 2019.
I've heard that the higher crime rates are due to the year-round hot weather. Sunny weather creates hospitable conditions for burglars and gang activity. And the high temperatures can cause people to get stressed and angry easily.
I mean the crack probably contributes also.
shareFlorida is like Alaska of the south. Tons of people migrate there, and a lot of people move there hoping to escape issues in their life. It's something I didn't like about living there myself. Nobody had these lifelong friendships that are the kind of things you can trust, everyone seems casually aquatinted.
share December 14: Florida man bites boys out of frustration.
This corroborates what the previous poster said about the heat getting to people, lol.
May 26 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack
shareOh dear. The bath salts guy. Man, if the drugs you are taking make you want to eat someoneβs face off? Itβs time to switch substances.
shareπ³wtf!
shareJune 2. Florida man gets bush-whacked , struck with can of beans by local deputy.
shareThe first story is:
"Florida Man Sets Up Fake Office to Steal Peoples' Identities, Urine"
The second is:
"Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages"
What the hell is going on over there???
Lol Florida man has become international?! I live for floridaman stories. Florida all fuct up. I say that with as much respect as possible, I got family there but seriously Florida wtf is going on??
shareI thought this one was kinda sweet. This guy thought he had discovered a tropical paradise.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/05/01/report-man-caught-camping-on-disneys-discovery-island-says-it-was-tropical-paradise/%3foutputType=amp