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Toilet paper not a commodity


Very weird how many people think TP will be as valuable as gold in a Post-Apocalyptic world. If anything, it's a death magnet. Somebody wants it, they're gonna kill you for it, not trade. Food for thought :P

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Who ever said that? If there is an apocalypse the very last thing I'm going to be concerned about is TP.

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People say it through their actions. Remember how all the toilet paper was sold out not too long ago? Peeps were stockpiling it, lol.

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That's why you buy a box of 30-30 shells and a 24 pack of TP every time you head out to Walmart👍

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It never hurts to stock up!

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Another week, more bullets and TP...
And a trip to the booze store and Cig shop👍

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You're ready for the end, in style...

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Then why is it always located around the commode?

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Well done.

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Very weird how many people think food will be as valuable as gold in a Post-Apocalyptic world. If anything, it's a death magnet. Somebody wants it, they're gonna kill you for it, not trade. TP for thought

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Actually, water would be my #1 priority.

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Why do modern westerners value their toilet paper so much and act as if it's a necessity for survival? People have lived without toilet paper until very recently and I'm sure a lot of people even today continue to live without it in 3rd world countries. Hell, even my grandparents used to tell me stories of how they wiped their asses with leaves back in the good ol' days.

So what's the deal? What kind of retarded thinking is that in the case of a societal collapse, the first thing you're gonna need is an accessory that makes you feel more comfortable after shitting?

Sometimes I wish for some crisis to happen just so that these spoiled retards are forced to rethink their priorities.

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Hygiene is enormously important for remaining healthy, inoffensive and having pleasant 'relations' with your partner
Toilet Paper, body wash, bars of soap, toothpaste...They'll be as valued as bullets and firewood if things really get out of hand

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No way, there are easily home made substitutes for all of the above. Remaining healthy I can agree on, and taking care of your teeth is important, but having a piece of soft paper to wipe your ass with would be a luxury most people wouldn't have on their priority list.

But it all depends on how serious and long the crisis would be. If we're talking few months or years of depression, then sure, people will still care about such things...but a total collapse of civilization that may last for decades, even centuries? Eventually even the largest stockpiles will be exhausted and only the few will have the privilege to care about anything more than surviving till the next day.

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I hear you but dirty body sex is totally unappealing...I need ALL OF IT clean and preferably shaven down somewhat...TMI, apologies👍

I never would have wanted to get laid if I was a caveman...that just seems gross

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When's the last time you went out camping for a prolonged period of time? Trust me, after 2 weeks you wouldn't hesitate to have a dirty fun time with a female, not once those unwashed pheromones from her hairy body hit your brain ;)

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I'm not a Pioneer man
GET IT CLEAN, BY GOD CLEAN EVERYTHING!!!

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Pioneers and Cavemen shall inherit the earth.

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Not while I have shells, soap and toilet paper!

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😊😊

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The Sears Catalogue was very popular for its use as toilet paper.

Also, people panic too easily. Panic’s not conducive to thought.

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Oh don't get me started, it's happening here again:

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/spike-in-melbourne-coronavirus-cases-prompts-second-wave-of-toilet-paper-panic-buying

Stupid people never learn.

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I never stockpile. Everywhere I go, there's food walking around all over the place :D

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