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I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she's been with.

posted 4 years ago by samoanjoes (51544)
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She said "yes. All the others have been nines and tens."

[–] Zilkin (401) 4 years ago

Badabum tishh

Weird flex, but ok.

You're probably an angry man.

[–] samoanjoes (51544) 4 years ago

At least there's honesty.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Hahaha! Good one! I mean I was gonna laugh anyway, but good save!

Kickass!

Ha...you made me laugh!

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

That sounds like a joke Rodney Dangerfield would have made, LOL.

Exactly
I imagined Joe twiddling his tie and bulging his eyes

Gotta love Rodney!

[–] samoanjoes (51544) 4 years ago

My girlfriend gives me no respect.

Well Done😃...corny jokes are the best jokes!

[–] samoanjoes (51544) 4 years ago

Sadly it's not a joke.

Okay, it is.