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When I recommend you guys Asian women, I wasn't kidding


They are like the most straightforward and clearly understandable women to men.

https://youtu.be/yDLmjvyRMmg

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I wonder what the Korean symbol for Coke is? Lol

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🍆

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Haha

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Lol yeah that's funny but it's not true. Actually in Korean, the correct symbol is this: 🐓.

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My wife is Indonesian and although she speaks perfect English, sometimes things get lost in translation, lol.

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Give us a funny story 👍

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Ok, let me think. Honestly, every day brings a new challenge. After 16 years of marriage, it all becomes the norm, lol.

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Off the top of my head (and this is a poor example and slightly off topic), if my wife answers the door and it's someone she doesn't want to talk to she says, 'No English' and shuts the door. However, one time it was a Jehovah Witness and just as she was closing the door they asked where she was from. When she replied Indonesian, they had all their spiel written in a book with foreign translations and they started talking to her in Indonesian. I'm sat in the front room crying with laughter because she was trapped.

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Jehovah Witnesses could talk Indonesian?

Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!

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Basically, they were reading a script that had been translated into a load of different languages. You have to admire their ingenuity.

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They're taught how to speak in tongues..

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Another time, we had a friend from Taiwan and she was telling us what our names would be in Chinese. So she says to me that my name would be Wan and quick as a flash I reply, so I'd be Wan King then? Everybody is crying with laughter, but what made it even funnier, was that she didn't know what wanking meant. She's looking all confused and we're all creased up repeatedly saying wanking (like a bunch of 12 year olds).

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My wife said Wan King is actually a pretty common real name. Lol.

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I feel Cock®

✌️Thank you ✌️

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Your welcome. Hey, 666 posts you got there!

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Sick, I'm never posting again

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...shit

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I come from Asia. Most straightforward? I find that pretty hard to believe.

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Did you even watch the video?

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Sorry, I just did. My misunderstanding. Thanks for sharing!

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They're good for older men who want a much younger wife. That doesn't really happen outside of asia. I actually met a couple yesterday. He was around 60-65, she was around 30. They were entering my store I work at (louis vuitton) and he was mocking her for needing so many expensive things. She got sick of it. But I guess that's the deal. He has to buy her expensive things.

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Nah, your "stories" are all made up.

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OMG that's funny!

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One bonus is not many of them have tattoos. So many white women making themselves look like shit with crap drawings and scribbles all over themselves.

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I've never seen a woman that looked better with a tattoo, to me it says no class. Piercings are a different story, I don't like them on the face (ears excepted) but anywhere and everywhere else are sexy.

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I saw a really nice looking woman on the tram one day she had a huge Ganesha elephant God tattoo across her upper chest and probably on and around her breasts as well. Could you imagine looking at a bloody elephant while making love?

I agree it does denote a lack of class not to mention just following a fad that unlike yo-yo's and pokemons etc you can't just delete or throw away once it has passed.

The ones who get random scribbles, kids names etc are just as bad.

The facial piercings that put me off the most are nose piercings they can look like dripping snot or in the case of rings like they are pigs being sent off to market. Not really big on body piercings but I can live with them.

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I see a lot of men with Asian women. Nothing wrong with that,

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Pfffft

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