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Reality here, ask me nothing.


Seems quite the soap opera this weekend. Post your favourite soap opera lines.

"You're not my muffa!"

"YEIS AYE EM!"

(Drum outro)

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Te amo Antonio.

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Soap operas and telenovelas are the same thing? Nobody told me!

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I grew up with them,including the bollywood ones.

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Hilda Ogden upon being asked by her husband Stan what her lipstick tasted of-
"Woman,Stanley,Woman"

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Both from As the World Turns:

Rose calling Simon "Cleopatra, Queen of Denial".

Katie rejecting Craig's relationship advice: "It's like getting fashion advice from a nudist".

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What year did Rose use that line, Strat? Because "the Nile" and "denial" dates back to at least James Cameron's True Lies. Could it be that soap opera writers are stealing jokes.

And I would not call the current MC climate a soap opera. Soap operas have sex. "Alice" is as absent sex as it gets. This is a farce. Without sex.

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Early 2000s? Of course it's an old joke, but I just loved it when she said that about metrosexual guy Simon. But are you really expecting originality from soap writers?

There's a lot of sex going on here on MC. Clearly you haven't been paying attention.

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Sex on MC? Yes, I not only notice, I am at its epicenter, licking it softly and tenderly. Sex in l'affaire "Alice"? None. Nada. Bupkis. Zero. Squat. A lot like having sex with a dead fiancée.

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I don't think it would be any different for Croft with a living fiancée.

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Strat, it wouldn't be any different. That woman would have "headaches" so many days in a row that she would set a world record!

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😊I guess his sister got so many headaches, she didn't want to be his sibling anymore!

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Would YOU want to be his sister?!

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Nothing?

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"I Do"
From both Luke and Laura on their wedding day. General Hospital!

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All the Little Mo shit as well!

I can't find a favourite but that was all quality stuff!

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Reality, no offence, but people huff glue not to have to engage with you. I think you're safe on the questions front.

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Huffing kittens is where it is at!

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LOL, Mina!

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ouch

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If you were the only alien living on Earth, would you tell someone?

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