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I went to a massage parlor today.

posted 7 years ago by TheFarsideObserver (155)
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... All I got was a massage.

[–] sugarbiscuits (451) 7 years ago

Who did it? A sexy lady or a fat guy?

[–] TheFarsideObserver (155) 7 years ago

A sexy fat lady. Those pressure points fucking hurt.

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

What? No happy ending?

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[–] TheFarsideObserver (155) 7 years ago

Afterwards they told me to drink a lot of water today,... because toxins and shit...

[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

Always good advice.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 7 years ago

LOL.

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[–] arvin g borkar (2854) 7 years ago

You would be surprised. Businesses now days want to out compete each other so much that they will offer other side things.

One time I went to this haircut place and they not only gave me a haircut, they gave me a head massage and a shampooing too! Sport Clips FTW!!

[–] Bobby Briggs Briganza (485) 7 years ago

Being mildly experienced in this area, I can say that the best of these "massages" actually include a massage (along with other things). The perfect arc is: (beginning) massage - (middle) non-massage - end (non-massage).

[–] actionkamen (23176) 7 years ago

Dude, do they have private message? We haven't get it here, yet. It seems people wanted avatar first...

[–] Bubbathegut (17273) 7 years ago