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Live on CNN: My name is Max Azzarello the Human Torch!


https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside

I have set myself on fire outside the Trump Trial.

We are victims of a totalitarian con, and our own government (along with many of their allies) is about to hit us with an apocalyptic fascist world coup.

Lastly, we string these major discoveries together: Cryptocurrency is an economic doomsday device; our government is a secret kleptocracy; The Simpsons exists to brainwash us. From there, the only research we need is critical thinking and we’re able to piece together the true story of our circumstances.

Why is Stanley Kubrick’s comedy about mutually assured destruction called Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb? Because he was a cocky secret fascist who was getting us to stop worrying and love the bomb. Why did he make A Clockwork Orange? So we’d rejoice at ultra-violence designed to desensitize us to the horrors of the world.

Why were the Manson Family murders crawling with cover-ups and intelligence agents? Because our government wanted to make us fear for our lives and believe that hippies are deranged psychopaths.

Why did Walt Disney produce a fraudulent documentary that told us Lemmings follow each other off cliffs? So we would believe it.

[Long conspiracy rant]

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Didn't some other moron light himself on fire a couple of months ago?

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Yep, plain vanilla white dude and active duty military. Doused hisself in gas, lit hisself ablaze and died yelling "free Palestine". What a fuckin' idiot.

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Yeah this dude was a crazy lefty too... strange breed, they are.

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Shows you how very little they value human life, even their own.

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Gee?? A plain vanilla white dude as opposed to, oh I don't know?? Some black tar baby looking dude, right?? 🤔

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Henry Tarrio, Jr., is flaming today behind bars... if you have 4 packs of grape Now&Laters...

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Plain vanilla white Americans don't normally light themselves on fire in protest of something going on in the middle east. Particularly in support of Islamic terrorists. Not really our thang. Dumbass.

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He said all that while he was on fire? That is dedication.

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My title is a parody. I don't know why he wrote that way. Too bad CNN wasn't closer.

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Well at least he didn't take anyone with him!

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Well, people can dismiss this guy as being out of his mind, but are any of these claims possibly true and if not, why would he waste his time posting this?? I definitely don't believe our Government is honest for starters

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TMZ has posted his "manifesto".

He claims Covid was a smoke screen for wealth transfer.

Uhm, that looks like what happened to me.

But don't worry, I'm more a Reed Richards or The Thing kinda guy.

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"As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?

Well, it offers a dysfunctional family suffering from moral decay, a community incapable of solving its problems, a worker drone who slaves away for an evil billionaire, and cathartic laughs for our poor collective circumstances.

There are some notable specifics as it relates to this research, too: In Marge vs. The Monorail, the townsfolk are too oafish and divided to invest in the town's needs (fix Main Street) and fall for the charms of a dazzling showman with a bogus monorail Ponzi scheme. When we know that the show is closely linked to an organization that invests billions of dollars in Ponzi factories, this becomes quite damning.

In Lisa the Iconoclast, Lisa discovers that town founder Jebediah Springfield was a secret criminal con artist, and that the townsfolk's lives are a lie. Realizing this is an important discovery, she desperately tries to get the townsfolk to listen to her. But they meet her with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship and she fails to get through to them. Ultimately, she realizes the town is so far gone that perhaps it's better for them to be lied to by con artists, and she keeps the secret to herself.

And here I've been, like Lisa Simpson, desperately trying to get friends, family, and the public to believe the proof of a totalitarian con I'm trying to show them, and they've turned away with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship.

And so, we realize the criminal truth of The Simpsons: Our elites are telling us that our eroding collective circumstances are our own fault, and we can't do anything about it, while they steal the American Dream from us. It is, for lack of a more elegant word, brainwashing."

Uh huh

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You obviously didn't read the article. The guy was obsessed with conspiracies:
https://theponzipapers.substack.com/archive?sort=new

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