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Full Penetration

posted 2 years ago by scannerdarkly (1274)
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Im talking about full penetration, and a lot of it! sixty-nine, missionary, cow girl, reverse cow girl. All the hits! all the big ones! all the good ones!

If this movie had that...it would be a game changer in the female action genre. The woke crowd would disperse forever. And we can get back to the basics of big strong men kicking ass, getting the girl, and saving THE ENTIRE PLANET!

We dont want "super women" saving the day in spite of the "big bad men" with nuclear bombs. You give us Total Recall, Transporter, Predator, or John Carpenters The Thing...otherwise get the fuck out of here.

[–] B1cKsurN (14790) 2 years ago

What about Dolph Lundgren?

Will he be providing the full penetration?

[–] JaqenHgar (680) 2 years ago

Not this time. Dennis called dibs on performing with Penelope Cruz's character. Charlie called dibs on Diane Kruger's character because (for some reason) she reminds him of the Waitress. Mac called dibs on the character Mason because he obviously doesn't realize that Mason (in this instance) is a woman's name. Frank called dibs on Bingbing Fan because...well she's Chinese and Frank loves some Asian cuisine.

Dee is a bird and gets nothing.

[–] jekporkins (1924) 2 years ago

We show it. All of it.

[–] DracTarashV2 (4475) 2 years ago

Yet another one that was apparently forced to watch something modern it hates. No viewing of the movie is necessary for these ones of course; knowing it exists is enough to trigger the Ken manbabies.

But oh my, this is original. Super original and courageous. 🥱 I mean, one NEVER sees this kind of rhetoric/whining coming from reich wing manbabies up here and everywhere online — bravely crying about the woke boogeyman 24/7 (I wonder what’s the next Reich pill buzzword that will overtake it? Barf) and everything in the modern world that offends their very fragile tired boomer xoomer (+ boomer-minded) reactionary bigot asses who are supposedly so tough.

Aww, but ya really miss them good ol’ days, huh big boy? Yer “alpha” self desperately wants women to go back to where your simple-minded fragile ass feels they belong cuz you so badly want back your old timey pro-exclusionary days where things were safe for ya kind, huh? (Oh, it desperately wants its old timey man meat that excites its little bigot chump self back to rule.) Well it ain’t gonna happen, o badass one. So keep crying about your cheesy ass 80’s glory days (good riddance to all the regressive-approved days!) and preach nonstop to yer fellow chuds about woke this and that and convincing yer broken record manbabies selves that u so tough. LOL

[–] 123Guy (6181) 2 years ago

Box office receipts tell all. You going to ignore that?

[–] scannerdarkly (1274) 2 years ago

What is your favorite movie of all time?

[–] Satan2016 (23353) 2 years ago

Another trashcan breakdown!

[–] jekporkins (1924) 2 years ago

LOL? Did you just laugh at your own post?

[–] Joogle83 (4147) 2 years ago

We dont want "super women" saving the day in spite of the "big bad men" with nuclear bombs.

scanner is a typical dude Bro and is part of Big Bad Men way to show your dated misogyny ideologies