No nudity


The original was a tit fest.

I hear this has none at all.

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good, we don't need to perpetuate the objectification of women in this day and age - 2024

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So just men then? (see poster)

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men are traditionally shirtless in an infinite amount more situations than females,
i believe Dalton has his shirt unbuttoned due to the heat in the loud and busy bar, therefore completely suitable to the situation

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AHAHAHAH 🤣 , what an idiot

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NOT NEEDED AND NOT MISSED...MOVIE WAS EXCELLENT.

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The boob squeezing in the original Road House, was then vastly bettered by the stripping. In comparison the 2024 Road House is just gay.

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HOW IS A FILM GAY?

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shirtless men pretending fighting, then using CGI because they cannot even pretend fight. Homo erotic. Needs many sexy women, not a flat girl.

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I SAW NO HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY IN THE FILM...EVEN IF I HAD...IT ISN'T A NEGATIVE....MOVIE KICKED ASS.

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"Kicked ass", or dick'in'ass, this thread is about complete lack of hotties, in particular topless straight women.

the critical gay undertone from Conor McGregor, " there is something wrong with you, me too, you are just like me ! "

https://i2-prod.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article32408789.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_GJMCdR9WsAAXkFo-1.jpg

The original Road House had that unforgettable line "I used to f**k guys like you in prison"

The movie is cool, just needed the match the original in the babes.

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BEING GAY ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG.


MOVIE HAD A BABE AND NEEDED NO MORE.

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The original thread diligently explained "The original was a tit fest.", i do that take that sincerely and respectably. It was a blokes film, exploding cars, massive brawls, a bit of madness and sexy girls with massive hooters.

https://seantcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Screen-Shot-2019-09-09-at-3.52.09-PM.png

If they remake the original from 1989 ever again in another 35 years from now, it will likely be drag queens by then.

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I AM A BLOKE...I HAVE GROWN UP LOVING ROAD HOUSE...TITS WERE NOT NECESSARY.

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https://youtu.be/JXXgZ_cIyZM

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I'LL SKIP THE SHELL-LESS TURTLE'S REVIEW...I LOVED THE REMAKE...END OF STORY.

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It went from 35 years ago appreciating sexy women to McGregor's ass crack.

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Yet in the 2024 movie, they can actually fight. I love Patrick Swayze, but he was very unbelievable as a fighter with those sloppy kicks.

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What? Dude was legit. Also him and Teague were actually going full-contact to everywhere but the face. Swayze had multiple cracked ribs after that fight, and gained huge respect from Teague and the boys in the kickboxing community he frequented for manning up and taking the fight to Teague.

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IDK, fight scenes look ridiculous in the original movie, with sloppy techniques.

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Swayze looked pretty good most of the time; the "sloppy" stuff in the final fight with Teague was because they had been filming all night long, and he was legitimately tired.

Unlike the new film they didn't have CGI and super-imposition to hide the filming tactics for the old one. It was all good old fashioned practical set pieces and real life choreography.

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She was my regular Saturday night thing.

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There's a glimpse of titties before McGregor strolling around naked in the streets.

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The whole point of the original with Patrick Swayze was knowing their sex appeal. Women fancied him and the guys watching had the babes. Now it is so watered down and reversed, which we think is on purpose. I get the joke of McGregor ass crack, he cannot park a vehicle. The film had the murder revenge with not being able to be broken. It is just the women, in particular the sexiness were deeply rooted in the film.

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You can clearly see the crocodile boobs during the attack if you turn the brightness all way up

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