I can see the crawl

No. They should just repeat the word "long" like 5 times during the opening crawl.

Or they can just say because its 25,000 years ago, the opening crawl wasn't created yet

"A longer time ago"

Maybe it will also be in a galaxy that is even further away.

"A long time ago, 9 months after the big bang, there was a hermaphrodite Jedi Lord".

"A time so long ago that you don't have a clue. Let me dumb it down for you motherfuckers.."
Followed by a Khanacademy video.

A long ass fucking time a go, in a town called kickapoo there lived a humble Jedi religious through and trough.....

"A zillion years ago, when stars were still in their awkward teenage phase, there was this epic tale in a galaxy so remote, even aliens needed Google Maps to get there"