In the next episode if Luke.. (SPOILERS)


In the next episode if Luke ends up not being dead or is "force" resurrected or something, will you guys feel better?

In other words, have you entered the Kubler-Ross bargaining phase?

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no, cause the damage is done in TLJ, he died through tiredness...weak

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Maybe he got poisoned by the green milk... that would actually be more logical.

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the expression he had when he climbed the rock all sweaty and exhausted, maybe he wanked himself to death?? just think, hasn't seen a woman for 30 years, balls must of had gallons of spunk stored up, Rey comes along and booooooooooooom there goes the dynamite.

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Jakku-lation ;)

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Luke taught her how to properly handle a staff.

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The final movie should end with an old Luke waking up from a nightmare, mumbling something about blue milk before bed.

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EPIX will start with Rey waking up and she is still standing in front of Luke with her arm extended, holding his lightsaber, and The Last Jedi was just a terrible Force Vision.

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They killed off Luke as a character, nobody wants to see him anymore, at least not in sequels.

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