The Rehash Strikes Back


The Ackbars have concluded that this movie is a trap. You have been warned.

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Thank you Sir President for your service.

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Opening crawl leak...

It is a dark time for the Resistance. Although Starkiller Base has been destroyed, First Order troops have driven the Resistance forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded First Order Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Princess Leia has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Crait.

The evil lord Kylo Ren, obsessed with finding young Rey, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space....

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nice, Bubba approves of this opening crawl.

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Damn, and I thought the premise looked bad on the outside!

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Won't convince the fanboys

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Only Real Star Wars Fans(TM) know this movie is a trap.



#RSWF

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I haven’t seen it.

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Not yet. I just hope there isn't any snow in this movie.

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No snow, just salt.

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i wouldnt see it if I were you,

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100% pure suck it. I don't plan on seeing it. It's aimed at kids anyway.

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it was, really bad movie...

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