A man at my screening shit his pants

It was a very loud movie so it wouldn't surprise me - LOL!!

I don't need a movie to make me do that!

I was expecting something akin to "But he was like 90 years old, and sleeping, so it was not surprising."

I was going to ask if he had eaten some of that very nasty and very overpriced theater food!

Well, at my screening some punks laughed and made fun of me, just because I had a small "accident".