I walked out of my own house

Ditto.

You made the only call.

Did you ever venture back inside ?

That's pretty hilarious, actually!! I agree though. Such a complete turd. About 20 minutes in and I started wondering if I had turned on the wrong movie. Halloween: Ends, guest starring Michael Myers.

Lol!

I'd ask for a refund as well. And write a stern letter to yourself, or something...

This actually made me laugh 😂 And I agree with you!

Some people are too smart for their own good.