Please americans


Please americans, stop it with your bad remakes from good classic foreign movies.
You can only make remakes with shaky cameras, cgi, poor nonstop action and bad characters.

By the way: You americans or better Hollywood unlearned to make good movies.

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If the thought of a Suspiria remake offends you, vote with your wallet and don't spend money going to see the film.

However, when it is released on DVD and I happen to spot you in a video store staring curiously at the back of the boxcover, I will punish you with monstrous amounts of giggling and finger-pointing.

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😂 😆 😝

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Redbox maybe but video store? I don't think so lol

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Video store?
What’s that?

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why the *beep* do people come to this board and complain about things that WE have no control over?!!?!? stop being stupid little b*tches.

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I promise, as an American, to never remake Suspiria.

"You americans or better Hollywood unlearned to make good movies."
By the way: That sentence is awful.

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Thanks, because I'm not a *beep* us-american. =)

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Stop relying on Google Translate to post your comments in English.

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You will not American?
Really?
What’s the matter from you!

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Uhh...is YOU'RE country in talks of re-making any 'good classic foreign movies'?? If not, then shut the hell up. Yes, some movies that we make, aren't too good. Oh, well! That happens sometimes!

Maybe YOUR country should consider making/re-making some movies.

By the way: If you dislike our movies so much, DON'T pay to see them. Problem solved.


You become like the 5 people you spend the most time with. Choose carefully.

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I didnt even know this was a thing!!
Sounds like total bullshit to me...lets just paint a beard on the Mona Lisa while were at it...

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As it is, the Mona Lisa is not gender-inclusive and SHOULD have a beard painted on her.

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At least paint some frickin’ eyebrows on her...

🤷‍♂️

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And a nice tattoo on her neck.

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Hmm...not sure if i like that look but it might work in this instance

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Wow...this has been in development hell for 6 years?

Hope the overuse of reds and blues is included.

That’s what I remember most from the original.

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Please americans, stop it with your bad remakes from good classic foreign movies.
You can only make remakes with shaky cameras, cgi, poor nonstop action and bad characters.


NO! And just for that, we're going not only going to remake Suspiria, we're going to make Suspiria 2: The Zombies, and Suspiria 3: Alien vs. Ghost.

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And...

Suspiria 4: The Witches take Manhattan!

And...

Suspiria 5: Which witch is which?

And...

Suspiria 6: Salem Night Fever!

And...

Suspiria 7: The Salem Seesaw Massacre!


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Suspiria 5: Which witch is which?


Like, Zoinks! Ha-ha! That one sounds pretty scary, old buddy, old pal!

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The 7th is true horror...witches luring you to a seesaw only to get off quickly and slamming your ass to the ground...

How this kills you, I don’t know...

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In all seriousness, I'd pay serious money to see Suspiria 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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It was the 70s.

And they inexplicably set this film in the 70s like the original.

No breakdancing.



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completely agree.

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