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Penis shaped rocket

posted 3 years ago by Heisenberg (6356)
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I was lol at the tv.
The rocket looked like a white dick in the sky, and the jarring camera made the whole video hilariously surreal.
It was a classic, out of Austin Powers or Spaceballs.

[–] Kowalski (59228) 3 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmLB2BiaHNg

[–] Heisenberg (6356) 3 years ago

Are those Jeff's engineers testing aerodynamics and ballistics?

[–] KinkyInk (1693) 3 years ago

"Colonel, you'd better take a look at this radar."
"What is it, son?"
"I don't know, sir. But it looks like a giant..."

[–] Heisenberg (6356) 3 years ago

~Dick
~Yeah?
~Take a look out of starboard
~Oh my God, it looks like a giant...

[–] StinkyPoopyPants (2719) 3 years ago

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--

[–] contreras (459) 3 years ago

PRIVATES! WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT! IT HAS A LONG, SMOOTH SHAFT, COMPLETE WITH ...

[–] BeaSouth (2806) 3 years ago

Very very funny by all of you. Thanks for the laugh

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

lmfao a penis shaped rocket for a man with a penis shaped head

[–] CaptainCrozier (599) 3 years ago

The Saturn V was the biggest dick ever constructed by man.

A monstrous dildo designed to penetrate the moon's virginity.

[–] Heisenberg (6356) 3 years ago

Strongly disagree. The Saturn V is a masterpiece rocket that looks like a rocket and nothing else.
No dick nor dildo look remotely like it.

[–] Satan2016 (23490) 3 years ago

Jeff Bezos Went To Space On A Penis-Shaped Rocket & The Internet Can't Get Over It
https://www.narcity.com/jeff-bezos-rocket-looks-like-a-giant-penis--the-internet-is-going-wild

People can't seem to help but notice that aerospace company Blue Origin's New Shepard rocket looks like a giant penis. Some are drawing comparisons between the rocket and Dr. Evil's phallic rocket from Austin Powers.

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