Why can't this buffoon spend 5 minutes without appearing in every major newspaper

Checking his weird toupee?

Ensuring that no little girl's lipstick isn't on him?

How big his ass cheeks are?

His problem is obsessed "journalists" who can't spend 5 minutes without putting him in every major newspaper.

Haven't you guessed it by now? He craves attention!

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Welcome back doggylemming sock.

Trump doesn’t run newspapers bozo.

Enjoy your TDS.

Blame the newspapers for having TDS and obsessing over him.

I blame his nonstop crime spree that seems to show to signs of stopping

He is great at getting into people's heads. I swear, the media has made this guy immortal. His name will live on forever and ever... amen.