Post your favorite redneck jokes.

If your house has wheels, you might be a redneck.

If your working television is sitting on your non working television, you might be Redneck.
If you wear your strapless dress with a bra that isn’t, you might be a Redneck

This isn't one from Jeff Foxworthy, but one I made up myself from experience LOL....
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On this edition of
"You Might be a Redneck if"...

You FINALLY upgrade from a console TV to a flat screen and you duct tape it to the front of the console because you don't want to:

1. Lug the huge thing out the house.
2. Look high and low for an appropriate size entertainment center that will not only fit the area and hold the new TV, but all the stuff that's on top of the old one.
3. Move or rearrange the lamp, family pictures, several decorative small clocks, VCR/DVD player, and home video cabinet because you like it all just the way it is.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

(copy & pasted from my actual social media post that included pictures 🤣🤣🤣🤣)

No “might be” about it. You ARE White Trash if:

You have a meth lab in your trailer.

You think NASCAR and pro wrestling are legit sports.

You find a pig or a sheep is a perfectly acceptable substitute when your woman is out of town.

You jerked off to Petticoat Junction.

You have every season of Hee-Haw on VHS.

Your wife is also your cousin.

You have the Toxic Waste symbol tattooed on your forehead.

You have ANY kind of tattoo on your forehead, neck, or both.

You love the FOX network.

You’re stealing your trailer park neighbor’s cable and WiFi service, but you’re letting him fuck your young teenage daughter/second cousin, so it’s okay.

You love to torture and eat city folk whose BMW breaks down in your mountains.

You know how to summon Pumpkinhead.

You have a bottle of NOS hooked into your RV’s fuel line.

If you go to the family reunion to pick up women...