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🚨I HAVE A STALKER.


I CHECKED AND HE POSTS AT ME ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY...SO...CONFIRMED OBSESSION...WHICH IS NICE...I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME...


BUT HER IS SUPER RUDE AND REFUSES TO TALK ABOUT COOL SHIT WITH ME...SO THAT'S A BUMMER.

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What the fuck are you talking about??

Signed, million man

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A CERTAIN POSTER HERE...WHO DISLIKES ME...I CHECKED HIS HISTORY...HE HAS POSTED TO ME ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY FOR MONTHS NOW.

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Ben's Trousers?

Signed, million man

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EXACTLY.

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I am now a big fan of Ben's Trousers.

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LMAO...OH...I BET YOU ARE!

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He know not what he say.

Signed, million man

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Mine and samoanjoes bullshit detectors are second to none.

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I was talking about samoanjoes

Signed, million man

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There you go, fixed.

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THAT IS A MIGHTY BIG PILE OF SHIT,FRIEND.🙂

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I've done nothing wrong to you and the last thing in the world I would do is stalk you.. I'm still coming to terms you're a female which shocks me the way you and Samoajoes slander one another that alot of it sounds like a kid would come up with??

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Who are you talking about?

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A GUY HERE WHO STOPPED POSTING EXCEPT IN RESPONSE TO ME...I CHECKED...IT HAS BEEN MONTHS HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS.....IT'S FLATTERING...BUT HE REFUSES TO BE A FRIENDLY STALKER.

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Sock it to ‘em!

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Do you want me to kick their ass for you?

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You could be Kowalski's bodyguard.. Like the movie with Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson

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I AM A 6'6" ASS KICKING GOD...HE LOOKS LIKE A BENJAMIN BUTTON ABORTION....I THINK I WILL SKIP HIS SERVICES.

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Or the Equalizer with Denzel!
Serious talk, the Equalizers are good movies!
Denzel took out the entire Italian mob in part 3!

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I STILL NEED TO SEE 3...I FORGOT IT EXISTED...JUST ADDED IT TO MY WATCHLIST.

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I have never watched any of the Equalizer movies.. Are they good and which one is the Best?? 🤔

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THE FIRST WAS AWESOME...I THOUGHT THE SECOND WAS GOOD BUT A BIT OVERLY COMPLICATED AND DULL...WHICH MAY EXPLAIN FORGETTING TO WATCH THE THIRD ONE.

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You & Samoajoe should have your own Podcast like Siskel & Ebert reviewing movies?? You think you 2 could get along for a one hour show?? 🤔

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I CAN GET ALONG WITH ANYONE...ONE OF THE PERKS OF KNOWING YOU'RE THE BEST.😉

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Look man, you break samoanjoes's heart like the way you did, expect this type of behaviour.

He probably saw this pic of you checking out AngryViking and something in his brain snapped:

https://townsquare.media/site/13/files/2018/09/Bigfoot.jpg?w=1200&h=0&zc=1&s=0&a=t&q=89

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If you are talking about that bearded guy in the Green Bay Packers hat hiding in your bushes with a camera, just ignore him. I'm sure he is harmless.

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IGNORE HIM?...DUDE...I HAVE BEEN GIVING HIM EXTENDED DICK SHOWS!

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And I'm sure he appreciates it.

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Dammit! I got caught!

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😘

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