Happy birthday
To me. One year closer to death. π
EDIT: had an awesome birthday with my family, thank you everyone for the well wishes
Signed, million man
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In dieser Minute π°οΈβ
In dieser Minute, die jetzt ist-
und die Du gleich nachher vergisst,
geht ein Kamel auf allen vieren
im gelben WΓΌstensand spazieren. π«β
Und auf dem Nordpol fΓ€llt jetzt Schnee, βοΈβ
und tief im Titicacasee
schwimmt eine lustige Forelle. πβ
Und eine hurtige Gazelle
springt in Γgypten durch den Sand. π¦β
Und weiter weg im Abendland
schluckt jetzt ein Knabe Lebertran. π₯β
Und auf dem groΓen Ozean
fΓ€hrt wohl ein Dampfer durch den Sturm. πͺοΈβπ³οΈβ
In China kriecht ein Regenwurm
zu dieser Zeit zwei Zentimeter. πͺ±β
In Prag hat jemand Ziegenpeter. πβ
Und in Amerika ist wer,
der trinkt grad seine Tasse leer, ββ
und in Australien -huhu-
springt aus dem Busch ein KΓ€nguruh, π¦β
und hoch im Norden irgendwo,
da hustet jetzt ein Eskimo. ββ
In Frankreich aber wΓ€chst ein Baum
ein kleines StΓΌck, man sieht es kaum, π³β
und in der groΓen Mongolei
schleckt eine Katze Hirsebrei. π½βπ₯£β
Und hier bei uns, da bist nun Du
und zappelst selber immerzu, πΊβ
und wenn du das nicht tΓ€test, wΓ€r
die Welt jetzt stiller als bisher!
(Eva Rechlin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivwIoptNS3I
(Rap version βΊ)
Herzlichen GlΓΌckwunsch zum Geburtstag! π«β
Happy Birthday! π₯³β
Danke
Signed, million man
EVERYTIME I OPEN YOUR THREAD I GET A BOX ASKING IF I WANT TO TRANSLATE TO GERMAN NOW...π€£
shareIcht bin ein auslander
I used to speak fluent german but I forgot it all
Signed, million man
I don't want to translate to German. Maybe the weirdo German can translate to English but I doubt any of it would be interesting anyway.
shareShogunofYonkers (70398) 2 hours ago
I don't want to translate to German. Maybe the weirdo German can translate to English but I doubt any of it would be interesting anyway.
You can try but I doubt you're able to. πβ
https://translate.google.com/ share
I wouldn't toss a bucket of water on your head if your hair was on fire.
ShogunofYonkers (70401) 2 hours ago
I wouldn't toss a bucket of water on your head if your hair was on fire.
No worries, I take care of myself.
You'd better take care of your balding firehead. π¨βπβ share
Whatever you say you phony German knobhead.
shareShogunofYonkers (70404) 3 minutes ago
Whatever you say you phony German knobhead.
Now you really hit it big again. π₯±β share
You are yawning a lot.
You must bore even yourself.
ShogunofYonkers (70419) 29 minutes ago
You are yawning a lot.
You must bore even yourself.
Your repeated uncreative insults are tiring. π¨βπ share
False.
You are a repetitive bore and this is all you deserve weirdo.
ShogunofYonkers (70424) 4 minutes ago
False.
You are a repetitive bore and this is all you deserve weirdo.
Please, I need your 'manly' help!!! βΊ
How often did you call me "bore" and "weirdo" and "German idiot" within the last 24 hours? π€β share
You tell me weirdo, you seem obsessive.
I could hardly pretend to count or care you dope.
ShogunofYonkers (70427) 7 minutes ago
You tell me weirdo, you seem obsessive.
I could hardly pretend to count or care you dope.
Why should I tell you?!...I asked you!
With appropriate feminine submissiveness. πΌβ
Well, my quotes will help. βΊ
Definitely one more "weirdo" again. π€ͺβ share
That made no sense.
Carry on dude:/
ShogunofYonkers (70435) 4 minutes ago
That made no sense.
Carry on dude:/
Read it in about 12 hours again when your head is clear.
My quotes will also help You, Schatzi. βΊ
SkΓ₯l! π»β share
Make sense the first time, you don't get to assign homework.
Also, be thankful your language still exists, one would have thought it would have been fire bombed and forgotten about a long time ago;)
Go make a sauerkraut sandwich loser.
ShogunofYonkers (70438) 12 minutes ago
Make sense the first time, you don't get to assign homework.
Also, be thankful your language still exists, one would have thought it would have been fire bombed and forgotten about a long time ago;)
Go make a sauerkraut sandwich loser.
Wow..."Sauerkraut" was a new one, never heard that before! π₯±β
Read again what you said during one of your zillion tantrums. Mow your lawn down before, that may help you to get your body and brain sober. πΎβπβ share
Happy Birthday to you!
Rent a sport car, hire an escort, buy a case of booze and hit a casino for the weekend!!
disclaimer: if you are married be sure to ask your wife's permission first.
Or this:
https://youtu.be/0yrIvEgqAuo?si=K3PpPXyCBEcnEUcB
Signed, million man
HAHA!!
That guy knows how to party:)
I PREFER WEED & BLU-RAYS.
sharehttps://moviechat.org/tt1634106/Bloodshot/660761456d529f1ab8c36fe0/Birthday-Bloodshot77-on-March-29
shareThank you.
Signed, million man