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Ron Jeremy to open sperm bank to fund his legal fees.


Get a load of that guy.

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*Daddy Duck voice*

Ah ha!

Are these gifts or taxes write-offs? This is not a charity, you know.

~~/o/

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I feel guilty that I contributed towards this.

I will punish myself by listening to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L18fPGfPjlU

I have only myself to blame. But I also blame samoanjoes.

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I was scared to click it, but I'll fell victim to your trickery. Not a big deal considering I once Rickrolled myself.

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I take it this is a joke, right?

Jizz from a washed up 70 yo porn star with dementia? 😱

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It's a joke.

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He's like 5'7" short fat and ugly. 🤣

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That doesn't mean you can't get a load of that guy.

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I think he's supposed to have a giant dong. But what's the point if you're a short little fuck?

I mean it's a good question for men:

Would you rather be 5'6" and have a 10" prick?

Or be 6'2" and have an average 7 incher?

I think most guys would choose 6'2".

Can we do polls on MovieChat?

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Can we do polls on MovieChat?


I think you mean, can we do "poles" on MovieChat.

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I think he's supposed to have a giant dong


9-10 inches. Plus he can actually suck his own dick😱 Has done it in several of his films.

His nickname is "Hedgehog" for a reason though. Very hairy, fat & reportedly not a very hygienic person.

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I don't know if Ron Jeremy has money at this point. But some woman could get pregnant and then go after him for a paternity suit.

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He apparently made a lot of money outside of porn with endorsement deals, investments, & other ventures. Don't know how much of that is left with all the $$$ he's spent on legal fees & health issues in recent years.

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I looked up his net worth and different sources give different numbers ranging from 1.7 million to 7 million. He's got money.

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The story I heard was he arrived in California for one of his first films. He was expecting warm weather and was in shorts and t shirt and jumped on the back of a motorbike to go the shoot.

The weather was very cold and when he arrived his hair was sticking up on ends hence the nickname:

When he was younger he wasn’t the overweight slob that he became.

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The actual full story of the origin is a bit more detailed-

Jeremy had the nickname "The Hedgehog" bestowed upon him by fellow porn actor William Margold in 1979 after a situation on the set of the porn film Olympic Fever. Jeremy flew in from New York to shoot the movie. Expecting warm California weather, he wore only a T-shirt and shorts and brought no additional clothing. During the long motorcycle ride to the set, located near Lake Arrowhead, in the California mountains, the weather deteriorated to blizzard conditions, which chilled him to the point of near hypothermia. Upon arriving at the set, Jeremy was immediately whisked away to thaw out in a hot shower. When he finished, his skin had taken on a pinkish hue from the temperature extremes, and all the many hairs on his body were standing on end. Margold's comment upon seeing Jeremy at that moment was "You are a hedgehog, my friend. A walking, talking hedgehog." Contrary to popular belief, the nickname had nothing to do with his weight, as he was quite physically fit at the time.

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Wonder if he'll do his infamous countdown to ecstasy.

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I'd rather a countdown to the ending credits.

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BLEH

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To be fair, he's better looking than you.

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MAYBE HE IS ME.

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The fact that you referred to him as a male means that you're incorrect.

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He`s Jewish so I suppose his sperm is worth a lot of money. I can imagine a lot of white women would want it and even pay large amount for those few drops of gold.

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Not if their kids are going to look like him.

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Well, they will be mixed Jewish and that is considered in high regards!

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Oh, cum on!

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Feel the Noize! Girls rock your boys!
We'll get wild, wild, wild! Wild, wild, wild!

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Eileen

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