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Have You Ever Punched A Baby?


Have been going through bennymuso post withdrawal and I thought I'd roleplay him for a post or two. If everyone takes a turn, it'll be like he never left.

Although if you're thinking of making some yo mama jokes, know that my mama has three tear drop tattoos (on each eye), has Polydactyly and wears rings on each finger (her slaps really hurt) and works for CSIS (she can access your browser history).

You might want to try some yo pops jokes but my pops doesn't use the internet and could care less what some rando has to say.

As for the question, yes, never at full power and only ugly ones.

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YOU SHOULD DATE OLDER WOMEN.

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Who hasn't?

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Erm, no.

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A baby?!

I've kicked puppies and punched kittens, but punch a baby? Of course not. What kind of sick sadist would do such a thing.

In all seriousness, I hope Benny's ok. He'll probably be back soon.

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It's really compassionate when you think about it.

An ugly kid is going to grow up in a world that hates them, you have to toughen them up to the realities of life and the earlier the better.

I attribute Johnny Cash to helping me understand this life lesson and sharing it with others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z1Ple-qYuU

The biggest problem is running away from the upset mothers but it's good cardio.

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🤣🤣

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Every morning I eat one.
But only Palestinian babies.
Tastes better!

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Once but it was in self defenses, I had no choice, it was me or that baby...

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The great WC Fields was making a movie in which the youngster Baby Leroy was cast. Fields hated him. On day, pissed off, WC DROP KICKED the kid clear across the movie set. Cruel? I suppose; but, if you are a legend, you have to have the courage of your convictions.

The Beatles: WC Fields forever

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I looked that story up. That could never happen today. Lol.

https://moviechat.org/nm0045128/Baby-LeRoy

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