List the first 5 movies that pop into your head and Dr. samoanjoes will diagnose you.

Interesting, Keelai. The first 3 make it evident that you are prone to science fiction. As all of these are respected in their own right, I diagnose you with a solid list of movies.

Although I question your omittance of RoboCop, 4 of these films are reasonable selections. No medication is currently required.

You absolute sicko. As if Shivers and Cannibal Holocaust weren't bad enough, you strategically threw in Bambi to sway my opinion of you. Sorry, but you're not getting away that easy. Here is my diagnosis: https://i.etsystatic.com/8053092/r/il/5b55a8/449694081/il_570xN.449694081_9jic.jpg

Mostly wholesome and heartfelt. The fact that these are what came to your mind first would lead me believe that you are an honest member of society. You are free to go.

This list concerns me, Mr. hownos. It seems that you are unaware of the existence of films released after 1973. My prescription is one movie ticket to a film released this year.

This list concerns me, Mr. hownos. It seems that you are unaware of the existence of films released after 1973. My prescription is one movie ticket to a film released this year.

It seems to me that you enjoy films where a person is referenced in the title to some degree. Slightly abnormal behaviour, but could be a coincidence. I'll let this slide.

Tough to gauge. You need a second opinion.

I am highly concerned with your first 4 selections. Those are absolutely sickening choices and I am absolutely appalled that that these are the first things that popped into your head. Faces of Death III is what has prevented you from the mental institution, so therefore your treatment is two straight weeks of the Faces of Death series on repeat.